Let it be known that today is the anniversary of the birth of one of the nicest guys ever to walk the earth, bizarrojack. I can't express enough what a patient, kind, generous, intelligent, and funny partner he has been to me. Everyone should be so lucky as to be Jack's friend. I love that guy!

While helping examine my finances last night:

"Well, I see what your problem is. Your deposit number is too small."

my weekend was low-key, and that is a laughably overestimated statement. i mostly just laid around. i did go to my drum lesson, and driving there tweaked my back, and we moved my computer to the standing-up desk, which, to my horror i discovered didn't help much if at all. i can't use the computer at home for more than ten minutes at a time. i ( Read more... )

( cut for graphic cat talk )

An approximate quote from Marsha Warfield, via Jack, at an opportune moment:

"Me and my boyfriend, we have an understanding. I do whatever I want, and he does whatever he wants. Then we fight."

this is going to be abbreviated due to exhaustion.

1. friday celebrated the birth of bronzemountain. with appletinis. was utterly toasted. got a massage, though, which was miraculous ( Read more... )

How many times in the last 6 months have you tried to explain public key cryptography to someone?

This is a question from Jack. He's trying to explain it to me but I'm trying to distract him with my boobs.

For the Jack says the funniest things files:

"Do you ever think about how many people have tried on the bra before you? I mean, what if you get boob crabs or something?"

And now, we party.

We are very near to adopting a second cat, methinks. I am trepidatious. And suddenly very glad I work with veterinarians, who can answer some questions for me without me paying a bunch of cash! Argh, I hope whoever we get and Nicolas become fast friends ( Read more... )

I need to do exactly ten things today at work (which is about 8 more things than usual), so I think I will stop looking at LJ! It's just that you're all so, so much more compelling than work ( Read more... )