It's my party and I'll kill you all if I want to.

[snarky_parky]

So, it's FINALLY almost here! Just one more day until the best fucking party EVER - mine.

If you didn't even know about this party you can absolutely forget coming; it's strictly People-I-Like only. We've been planning it for WEEKS, and none of you fucking losers are going to ruin it, because it's MINE. My birthday parties are always spectacular

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[library_lurker]

I'm not wishing you happy birthday, but expect retaliation for when you crashed my birthday party.

[snarky_parky]

I made your party more interesting, Granger. You should be thanking me, not trying to ruin mine.

[keeperking]

Didn't realise that being a drunken shite made things interesting. Good to know.

[snarky_parky]

Coming from the drunkest person there? Alas, the pot is calling me black.

[keeperking]

I'll bring the flaming torches. We'll have a scorching good time.

[snarky_parky]

Oh, how sweet! You think you're coming! Aww.

[keeperking]

Oh, you thought I needed an invitation? That's almost funny, even for you. I'll see you there.

Avoid wearing anything too slaggish, Parkinbitch. Not all of us want to see your bloody bloomers.

[snarky_parky]

It's my fucking BIRTHDAY and you are NOT going to RUIN IT!