It's my party and I'll kill you all if I want to.

[snarky_parky]

So, it's FINALLY almost here! Just one more day until the best fucking party EVER - mine.

If you didn't even know about this party you can absolutely forget coming; it's strictly People-I-Like only. We've been planning it for WEEKS, and none of you fucking losers are going to ruin it, because it's MINE. My birthday parties are always spectacular

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[library_lurker]

I'm not wishing you happy birthday, but expect retaliation for when you crashed my birthday party.

[snarky_parky]

I made your party more interesting, Granger. You should be thanking me, not trying to ruin mine.

[keeperking]

Didn't realise that being a drunken shite made things interesting. Good to know.

[snarky_parky]

Coming from the drunkest person there? Alas, the pot is calling me black.

[keeperking]

At least I was invited. What's your excuse? Tell me... how many people did you shag that night? Three, four? Does your precious Not.... oh wait, sorry, he dumped you. Tragic, really.

[snarky_parky]

Ah yes, that's right. You were invited and yet missed most of it due to being unconscious. I bet the stupid Mudblood really appreciated that.

[keeperking]

Such a shame you'll be missing your own party due to an untimely accident later today, hmm?