It's my party and I'll kill you all if I want to.
So, it's FINALLY almost here! Just one more day until the best fucking party EVER - mine.
If you didn't even know about this party you can absolutely forget coming; it's strictly People-I-Like only. We've been planning it for WEEKS, and none of you fucking losers are going to ruin it, because it's MINE. My birthday parties are always spectacular and this one shall be no different.
Tracey, I'm still counting on you to supply drinks.
If you didn't even know about this party you can absolutely forget coming; it's strictly People-I-Like only. We've been planning it for WEEKS, and none of you fucking losers are going to ruin it, because it's MINE. My birthday parties are always spectacular and this one shall be no different.
Tracey, I'm still counting on you to supply drinks.