Comments | snarky_parky: It's my party and I'll kill you all if I want to.

snarky_parky

It's my party and I'll kill you all if I want to.

Apr 02, 2005 06:12

So, it's FINALLY almost here! Just one more day until the best fucking party EVER - mine.

If you didn't even know about this party you can absolutely forget coming; it's strictly People-I-Like only. We've been planning it for WEEKS, and none of you fucking losers are going to ruin it, because it's MINE. My birthday parties are always spectacular ( Read more... )

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tied_in_notts April 2 2005, 11:48:00 UTC

Charming as ever, I see.

snarky_parky April 2 2005, 11:54:53 UTC

Oh as if you're not going to come.

tied_in_notts April 2 2005, 12:00:01 UTC

Why would I come? I've long ceased enjoying your company.

snarky_parky April 2 2005, 12:08:43 UTC

Free drinks; the opportunity to glare scathingly at everyone in the room... sounds like your dream come true.

msdaphne April 2 2005, 14:05:06 UTC

AHH Pansy I'm so EXCITED!!!

snarky_parky April 2 2005, 14:18:50 UTC

It's going to be fucking BRILLIANT! Do you still have the life-sized cardboard cut-out of Thadeus from the Bitchin' Hags??? YOU MUST GET IT OUT.

msdaphne April 2 2005, 14:27:04 UTC

I think I do somewhere up in my closet....I'll definatly pull it out! We can put clothing on it and such!

snarky_parky April 2 2005, 14:48:56 UTC

YES! We should get Tracey to snog it; she needs some action.

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rock_huffpuff April 2 2005, 18:30:48 UTC

Well, knowing me I'll probably use a super secret spell that's illegal in four countries and break in. I'd so do that. Huh? Who? What?! I'M INNOCENT.

snarky_parky April 2 2005, 18:56:29 UTC

...

You. Are not. Coming.

rock_huffpuff April 2 2005, 19:16:00 UTC

NO I'M NOT.

snarky_parky April 2 2005, 19:19:42 UTC

No, seriously, you're not, Hufflepuff-Whose-Name-I-Don't-Know.

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behind_the_scar April 2 2005, 20:49:01 UTC

You like me, right?

Not like I'm interested in seeing and/or snogging a random cardboard cutout... but the drinks? Maybe.

snarky_parky April 2 2005, 20:56:24 UTC

It is not a RANDOM cardboard cut-out. It's THADEUS. Oh how I yearn... ahem.

Anyway, are you trying to say you want to come?

behind_the_scar April 2 2005, 21:00:44 UTC

Yeah, sure. I wouldn't mind. I'll... I'll bring a present.

snarky_parky April 2 2005, 21:04:25 UTC

I want to see if I can get you to snog Thadeus by the end of the night.

...Presents are always good!

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quietcrazy April 2 2005, 23:03:13 UTC

Happy birthday, Pansy! Of course I'll take care of the drinks, Dad gave me some of his new recipies just for this occasion.

snarky_parky April 2 2005, 23:06:14 UTC

Fantastic! Tell your father thank you.