It's my party and I'll kill you all if I want to.

[snarky_parky]

So, it's FINALLY almost here! Just one more day until the best fucking party EVER - mine.

If you didn't even know about this party you can absolutely forget coming; it's strictly People-I-Like only. We've been planning it for WEEKS, and none of you fucking losers are going to ruin it, because it's MINE. My birthday parties are always spectacular

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[rock_huffpuff]

Well, knowing me I'll probably use a super secret spell that's illegal in four countries and break in. I'd so do that. Huh? Who? What?! I'M INNOCENT.

[snarky_parky]

...

You. Are not. Coming.

[rock_huffpuff]

NO I'M NOT.

[snarky_parky]

No, seriously, you're not, Hufflepuff-Whose-Name-I-Don't-Know.

[rock_huffpuff]

Right. I'm not.

[snarky_parky]

Stop thinking about it then, you silly snot.

[rock_huffpuff]

You're the one thinking about it.

[snarky_parky]

I don't want you to fucking come, that's why!!

[rock_huffpuff]

Why would I want to come anyways?

[snarky_parky]

Because you're a sad freak with nothing better to do, I imagine.

[rock_huffpuff]

I am attending therapy for those problems, I assure you.

[snarky_parky]

If ever that falls through, I'm willing to kill you to put you out of your misery.

[rock_huffpuff]

That sounds pleasant.

What if it so happened to never have existed in the first place? Would you let me come to the party so that you'd save the troubles of cleaning up a body?

[snarky_parky]

No.