Jaebum/Jo Kwon: Gay In Korea

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Title: Gay In Korea
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: 2PM
Pairing: Jaebum / Jo Kwon
Word Count: 1163
Summary: Jaebum gets a phone call from his brother and his friend in America asking if he's gay.
Notes: I just couldn't help myself. D:

Comments

[norinori_junno]

MINE

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OMG. YOU USED HIS BROTHER. OMG CREEEEEEPER. OH. Poor Jehan, his first mention in fic already. diesdiesdies

“Don’t fucking touch me!” Jaebum yells when Nickhun taps him on the shoulder the next morning. “I’m not fucking gay! GOD DAMNIT!”
Nickhun blinks. “But I just wanted to know our schedule for to-”
“I’M NOT FUCKING GAY, KHUN!”
Jaebum stalks out of the room heatedly and knocks into Taekyeon. “NO! NOT GAY!”
So paranoid Jay. sdjad dyingg omg

AND YOUR GANGSTA DIALOUGE. OMG. SAY WORD. ILU. I also realize I know too much about you since I know where that came from adajdajk ILU BB.

SUNYE. SUNYE. OH I LOVED YOUR SUNYE. SHE WAS FABULOUS AND AMAZING AND BALLAENGA slice his balls. OH SUNYE. SHE SO OWNS KWON AND JAY AND THE WORLD ♥

“GAY! GAY! GAY!” Jaebum screams pointing. “There is no fucking gay allowed in this fucking house! Get out

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I AM NOT A FUCKING CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPER. SLKDFJSDF. Welll.. Yoohwan has mentions in fics, like, Jehan might as well.

SINCE WHEN IS JAY NOT PARANOID (OMG I DID IT AGAIN WHERE I WROTE GAY INSTEAD OF JAY SLDKFJSKDLFJ)

LOL of course you know where that's from! sdlfkjsdf.

MY SUNYEEEEEEEEEEEE. I TOLD YOU SHE'S AWESOME. LMAO! Except like, that's how I talk to my boys in real life when they talk to me about their girl problemos. They're all NAT OMG SDLKFJDLKF WHAT DO I DO and I'm just like can you like just shut the fuck up and go ask for her number. fuck your whining is pissing me off. GOOOO OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF! lmao omg I'm so bad to them.

SLDKFJDF. OMG JAY WILL LIKE SHANK ME IN MY SLEEEP IF WE SEND THIS TO HIS MYSPACE!

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This being kissing Kwon in the living room, with Kwon’s hand going up his shirt and touching his abs and pinching his nipples and oh god.
I almost died. xD

Jaebum lies back down onto his bed and snuggles closer to a naked Jo Kwon. America didn’t have to know that he had naked Korean boy in his bed. This was so not gay, just skin ship.
YEAH RIGHT!! XD If snuggling isn't gay I srsly don't know what gay is. LOL

OH FUCK!! Jaygayness is so fucking hot. Him giving in being not gay is so HOTNESS.

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Jay is too gay for his life, he just needs to own up to it. ♥

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To Jaebum, rapping can never, ever be gay.

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DIES DIES DIES. JEHAN ASKING IF 2PM HAS ORGIES. OMG CRYING ILU. :D

This is Grace (gliu_stick) btw. I saw this on my friends page and was too excited to sign onto other account.

Am dying now, thanks. Kwon, why are you so amazing. :D

♥

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D;LDKFD. I WANTED TO ADD THIS PART IN ABOUT HOW LIKE JEHAN AND JAY SAW A SUJU!ORGY FIC ONCE BUT WHILE I WAS WRITING I KINDA FORGOT AND SDLKFJDSF.

SLKDFJDF. ♥

Kwon can never, ever stop being amazing!

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CRIES JEHAN AND JAY READING SUJU!ORGY FIC TOGETHER OMFG WUHT. A;LDJFSFSF ♥

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lsjdflksjf. SERIOUSLY ON THE PHONE BEING ALL "HYUNG PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER, EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" LKDFJDF ♥

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“Okay, fine, chocopie isn’t gay. It can stay.”

EL OH EL!

America didn’t have to know that he had naked Korean boy in his bed. This was so not gay, just skin ship.

BRILLIANT!

And Sunye..between Jo Kwon's giddy yelling and Jaebum's angry yelling...her poor ears XD

Great job!

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lksdfjlskdjf ♥ thank you (: