Jaebum/Jo Kwon: Gay In Korea
Title: Gay In Korea
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: 2PM
Pairing: Jaebum / Jo Kwon
Word Count: 1163
Summary: Jaebum gets a phone call from his brother and his friend in America asking if he's gay.
Notes: I just couldn't help myself. D:
GAY IN KOREA
His brother calls him one night after leaving a million voice mails that he isn’t able to answer due to his busy schedule.
“Hyung,” Jehan says, “are you gay?”
“What the FUCK kind of question is that?”
“There are these clips of you and your band members on youtube like ... touching each other.” Jehan pauses for emphasis. “The boys are asking questions, hyung. I read on LiveJournal that ... you guys have like-” Jehan lowers his voice - “orgies.”
“WHAT THE FUCK?!”
“No seriously, hyung! Are you really gay?”
“Don’t fucking call me until you learn that I’m not fucking gay.”
*
“Don’t fucking touch me!” Jaebum yells when Nichkhun taps him on the shoulder the next morning. “I’m not fucking gay! GOD DAMNIT!”
Nichkhun blinks. “But I just wanted to know our schedule for to-”
“I’M NOT FUCKING GAY, KHUN!”
Jaebum stalks out of the room heatedly and knocks into Taekyeon. “NO! NOT GAY!”
*
Jo Kwon knocks on the apartment door at night and lets himself in because he can. The minute he gets inside the apartment he’s bombarded with yells - mostly coming from Jaebum. Jaebum looks up when he hears the door close and gasps in terror.
“GAY! GAY! GAY!” Jaebum screams pointing. “There is no fucking gay allowed in this fucking house! Get out!”
“...but I brought chocopie?”
Jaebum looks at the box of chocopie and sighs heavily. “Okay, fine, chocopie isn’t gay. It can stay.”
*
“Hello?”
“Hey Jay man, sup?”
“Nothing man! Haven’t heard from you in so long, Junior! Yo, what’s good? What chu saying?”
“You know, just kicking it. What chu saying?”
“Busy with performances and stuff.”
“Say word. So like. What chu saying?”
“I just told-”
“No, I mean like all this gay business.”
“What are you-”
“The boys are getting worried, Jay. They think you have the gay syndrome or something. I think it’s like a virus for staying in Korea for too long.”
“I DON’T FUCKING HAVE A GAY VIRUS!”
“I KNOW, G! SHIT CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME. Just come back to Seattle and you know, we’ll find you a doctor and you’ll be cured.”
“...but I like rapping.”
“BUT GAY VIRUS!”
“...but the girls in Korea are fucking hot. They have like nice tits-”
“You’re turning gay, man. Have you seen Asian girl tits? THEY’RE PIMPLES!”
“FUCK THAT I’M NOT GAY!”
*
Jo Kwon finds Sunye after his performance and Jaebum is on stage and not listening to their very important conversation.
“I have a confession, unnie.”
Sunye sighs. “You always have a confession.”
“BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!” Kwon stomps his foot for emphasis.
“Are you just going to stomp your foot all day or are you going to tell me?”
“...I have a huge crush on Jaebum.”
Sunye looks at Kwon, blinks and starts laughing. “That’s it? Good Lord, I thought we discussed this already.”
“WE DID NOT!”
“While you were drunk two weeks ago and you called me and I told you to kiss him and see what he says.”
“...right.” Kwon blushes despite himself. “What do I do, unnie? I’M GOING TO DIE SOON!”
Sunye rolls her eyes. “Just shut up for now. You’re hurting my ears.” Kwon makes whimpering noises. “You’re not allowed to talk about Jaebum to me until you’ve kissed him.”
“UNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEE!”
“I’m going to slice your balls, Ballenga.”
*
Kwon goes over to Jaebum’s apartment again.
“You’re not allowed inside if you’re gay,” Khun says when he answers the door. “Jaebum’s rules.”
“I’m not ... gay?” Kwon says but knows it’s a lie. Except, Jaebum doesn’t need to know that.
“Okay!” Khun opens the door wide open and lets him inside. Kwon toes off his shoes and walks into the living room where Jaebum is sitting peacefully on the couch. Kwon walks up to him and shoves his face in Jaebum’s.
Jaebum glares at Kwon. “I hope you’re not going to do something gay.”
Kwon shrugs and cups Jaebum’s face in his hands and puts their lips together. Jaebum flails, and pushes at Kwon.
“FUCK I SAID NO GAY IS ALLOWED IN THIS APARTMENT! WHO THE FUCK LET THIS GAY INSIDE?”
Khun’s eyes widen and points to the next person who walks in the room, which just happens to be Wooyoung.
*
“Hello?”
“SUNYE!”
“Jaebum?”
“WHY DID YOU TELL KWON TO KISS ME?! I SAID NO GAY WAS ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE AND GAY JUST WALKED RIGHT IN! IN THE FORM OF KWON!”
“Don’t yell you faggot, you’re hurting my ear. Anyway, Ballenga likes you, there’s nothing I can do it about. And you like him too; you just don’t want to admit it.”
“I DON’T FUCKING LIKE KWON!”
“What did I say about yelling? And if you didn’t like him why don’t you check your phone and see how many texts you sent him today and then call me back and tell me you don’t like him.”
*
Kwon doesn’t know why he ends up at Jaebum’s apartment again but Sunye unnie called him and said that Jaebum had to tell him something. And well, he can’t really not listen to Sunye unnie.
Kwon lets himself in - as always - and walks by Junsu who pretends he didn’t see the gay that just entered the apartment. “Jaebum?”
Jaebum looks up from the couch and glares at Kwon. “Listen, if you’re here to talk about all this gay shit, I won’t have it.”
“Unnie says you wanted to tell me something.”
“You’re unnie is wrong on so many levels so don’t ever, ever listen to her.”
Kwon frowns. “What if I kiss you again?”
“...no.”
Kwon doesn’t listen - since when has he listened to Jaebum? - and grabs Jaebum by the shirt and kisses him. Jaebum protests, he grabs Kwon by the arms and squeezes as hard as he can but Kwon won’t pull back. In the end Jaebum lets Kwon take advantage of him... and he doesn’t really want to admit that he likes this. This being kissing Kwon in the living room, with Kwon’s hand going up his shirt and touching his abs and pinching his nipples and oh god.
*
“Are you really gay?” It’s Junior calling again.
“Fuck that, I’m not gay.”
“Ok, just making sure. Cause like if you were gay ... I don’t want your fucking virus.”
“I’m not fucking gay! If you call me gay one more time bitch, I’m going to fly back home to SHANK you’re fucking ass!”
“Okay good. I was going to send like a fucking doctor or something to make sure you were okay.”
“Is that all?”
“Yeah bro.”
“Okay, I’ll call you later then. I’m going to catch up on those Z’s.”
“K easy.”
Jaebum lies back down onto his bed and snuggles closer to a naked Jo Kwon. America didn’t have to know that he had naked Korean boy in his bed. This was so not gay, just skin ship.
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: 2PM
Pairing: Jaebum / Jo Kwon
Word Count: 1163
Summary: Jaebum gets a phone call from his brother and his friend in America asking if he's gay.
Notes: I just couldn't help myself. D:
GAY IN KOREA
His brother calls him one night after leaving a million voice mails that he isn’t able to answer due to his busy schedule.
“Hyung,” Jehan says, “are you gay?”
“What the FUCK kind of question is that?”
“There are these clips of you and your band members on youtube like ... touching each other.” Jehan pauses for emphasis. “The boys are asking questions, hyung. I read on LiveJournal that ... you guys have like-” Jehan lowers his voice - “orgies.”
“WHAT THE FUCK?!”
“No seriously, hyung! Are you really gay?”
“Don’t fucking call me until you learn that I’m not fucking gay.”
*
“Don’t fucking touch me!” Jaebum yells when Nichkhun taps him on the shoulder the next morning. “I’m not fucking gay! GOD DAMNIT!”
Nichkhun blinks. “But I just wanted to know our schedule for to-”
“I’M NOT FUCKING GAY, KHUN!”
Jaebum stalks out of the room heatedly and knocks into Taekyeon. “NO! NOT GAY!”
*
Jo Kwon knocks on the apartment door at night and lets himself in because he can. The minute he gets inside the apartment he’s bombarded with yells - mostly coming from Jaebum. Jaebum looks up when he hears the door close and gasps in terror.
“GAY! GAY! GAY!” Jaebum screams pointing. “There is no fucking gay allowed in this fucking house! Get out!”
“...but I brought chocopie?”
Jaebum looks at the box of chocopie and sighs heavily. “Okay, fine, chocopie isn’t gay. It can stay.”
*
“Hello?”
“Hey Jay man, sup?”
“Nothing man! Haven’t heard from you in so long, Junior! Yo, what’s good? What chu saying?”
“You know, just kicking it. What chu saying?”
“Busy with performances and stuff.”
“Say word. So like. What chu saying?”
“I just told-”
“No, I mean like all this gay business.”
“What are you-”
“The boys are getting worried, Jay. They think you have the gay syndrome or something. I think it’s like a virus for staying in Korea for too long.”
“I DON’T FUCKING HAVE A GAY VIRUS!”
“I KNOW, G! SHIT CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME. Just come back to Seattle and you know, we’ll find you a doctor and you’ll be cured.”
“...but I like rapping.”
“BUT GAY VIRUS!”
“...but the girls in Korea are fucking hot. They have like nice tits-”
“You’re turning gay, man. Have you seen Asian girl tits? THEY’RE PIMPLES!”
“FUCK THAT I’M NOT GAY!”
*
Jo Kwon finds Sunye after his performance and Jaebum is on stage and not listening to their very important conversation.
“I have a confession, unnie.”
Sunye sighs. “You always have a confession.”
“BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!” Kwon stomps his foot for emphasis.
“Are you just going to stomp your foot all day or are you going to tell me?”
“...I have a huge crush on Jaebum.”
Sunye looks at Kwon, blinks and starts laughing. “That’s it? Good Lord, I thought we discussed this already.”
“WE DID NOT!”
“While you were drunk two weeks ago and you called me and I told you to kiss him and see what he says.”
“...right.” Kwon blushes despite himself. “What do I do, unnie? I’M GOING TO DIE SOON!”
Sunye rolls her eyes. “Just shut up for now. You’re hurting my ears.” Kwon makes whimpering noises. “You’re not allowed to talk about Jaebum to me until you’ve kissed him.”
“UNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEEE!”
“I’m going to slice your balls, Ballenga.”
*
Kwon goes over to Jaebum’s apartment again.
“You’re not allowed inside if you’re gay,” Khun says when he answers the door. “Jaebum’s rules.”
“I’m not ... gay?” Kwon says but knows it’s a lie. Except, Jaebum doesn’t need to know that.
“Okay!” Khun opens the door wide open and lets him inside. Kwon toes off his shoes and walks into the living room where Jaebum is sitting peacefully on the couch. Kwon walks up to him and shoves his face in Jaebum’s.
Jaebum glares at Kwon. “I hope you’re not going to do something gay.”
Kwon shrugs and cups Jaebum’s face in his hands and puts their lips together. Jaebum flails, and pushes at Kwon.
“FUCK I SAID NO GAY IS ALLOWED IN THIS APARTMENT! WHO THE FUCK LET THIS GAY INSIDE?”
Khun’s eyes widen and points to the next person who walks in the room, which just happens to be Wooyoung.
*
“Hello?”
“SUNYE!”
“Jaebum?”
“WHY DID YOU TELL KWON TO KISS ME?! I SAID NO GAY WAS ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE AND GAY JUST WALKED RIGHT IN! IN THE FORM OF KWON!”
“Don’t yell you faggot, you’re hurting my ear. Anyway, Ballenga likes you, there’s nothing I can do it about. And you like him too; you just don’t want to admit it.”
“I DON’T FUCKING LIKE KWON!”
“What did I say about yelling? And if you didn’t like him why don’t you check your phone and see how many texts you sent him today and then call me back and tell me you don’t like him.”
*
Kwon doesn’t know why he ends up at Jaebum’s apartment again but Sunye unnie called him and said that Jaebum had to tell him something. And well, he can’t really not listen to Sunye unnie.
Kwon lets himself in - as always - and walks by Junsu who pretends he didn’t see the gay that just entered the apartment. “Jaebum?”
Jaebum looks up from the couch and glares at Kwon. “Listen, if you’re here to talk about all this gay shit, I won’t have it.”
“Unnie says you wanted to tell me something.”
“You’re unnie is wrong on so many levels so don’t ever, ever listen to her.”
Kwon frowns. “What if I kiss you again?”
“...no.”
Kwon doesn’t listen - since when has he listened to Jaebum? - and grabs Jaebum by the shirt and kisses him. Jaebum protests, he grabs Kwon by the arms and squeezes as hard as he can but Kwon won’t pull back. In the end Jaebum lets Kwon take advantage of him... and he doesn’t really want to admit that he likes this. This being kissing Kwon in the living room, with Kwon’s hand going up his shirt and touching his abs and pinching his nipples and oh god.
*
“Are you really gay?” It’s Junior calling again.
“Fuck that, I’m not gay.”
“Ok, just making sure. Cause like if you were gay ... I don’t want your fucking virus.”
“I’m not fucking gay! If you call me gay one more time bitch, I’m going to fly back home to SHANK you’re fucking ass!”
“Okay good. I was going to send like a fucking doctor or something to make sure you were okay.”
“Is that all?”
“Yeah bro.”
“Okay, I’ll call you later then. I’m going to catch up on those Z’s.”
“K easy.”
Jaebum lies back down onto his bed and snuggles closer to a naked Jo Kwon. America didn’t have to know that he had naked Korean boy in his bed. This was so not gay, just skin ship.