Jaebum/Jo Kwon: Gay In Korea
Title: Gay In Korea
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: 2PM
Pairing: Jaebum / Jo Kwon
Word Count: 1163
Summary: Jaebum gets a phone call from his brother and his friend in America asking if he's gay.
Notes: I just couldn't help myself. D:
( “The boys are asking questions, hyung. I read on LiveJournal that ... you guys have like-” Jehan lowers his voice - “orgies.” )
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: 2PM
Pairing: Jaebum / Jo Kwon
Word Count: 1163
Summary: Jaebum gets a phone call from his brother and his friend in America asking if he's gay.
Notes: I just couldn't help myself. D:
( “The boys are asking questions, hyung. I read on LiveJournal that ... you guys have like-” Jehan lowers his voice - “orgies.” )
“Don’t fucking touch me!” Jaebum yells when Nickhun taps him on the shoulder the next morning. “I’m not fucking gay! GOD DAMNIT!”
Nickhun blinks. “But I just wanted to know our schedule for to-”
“I’M NOT FUCKING GAY, KHUN!”
Jaebum stalks out of the room heatedly and knocks into Taekyeon. “NO! NOT GAY!”
So paranoid Jay. sdjad dyingg omg
AND YOUR GANGSTA DIALOUGE. OMG. SAY WORD. ILU. I also realize I know too much about you since I know where that came from adajdajk ILU BB.
SUNYE. SUNYE. OH I LOVED YOUR SUNYE. SHE WAS FABULOUS AND AMAZING AND BALLAENGA slice his balls. OH SUNYE. SHE SO OWNS KWON AND JAY AND THE WORLD ♥
“GAY! GAY! GAY!” Jaebum screams pointing. “There is no fucking gay allowed in this fucking house! Get out!”
“...but I brought chocopie?”
Jaebum looks at the box of chocopie and sighs heavily. “Okay, fine, chocopie isn’t gay. It can stay.”
I SAID NO GAY WAS ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE AND GAY JUST WALKED RIGHT IN! IN THE FORM OF KWON!
OH JAY.
SHANK. HE SAID SHANK. ILU. SKINSHIP. IT'S JUST SKINSHIP. OH GOD. CAN WE LIKE, SEND THIS TO HIS MYSPACE PLEASE DIES DIES DIES
ILU BB
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SINCE WHEN IS JAY NOT PARANOID (OMG I DID IT AGAIN WHERE I WROTE GAY INSTEAD OF JAY SLDKFJSKDLFJ)
LOL of course you know where that's from! sdlfkjsdf.
MY SUNYEEEEEEEEEEEE. I TOLD YOU SHE'S AWESOME. LMAO! Except like, that's how I talk to my boys in real life when they talk to me about their girl problemos. They're all NAT OMG SDLKFJDLKF WHAT DO I DO and I'm just like can you like just shut the fuck up and go ask for her number. fuck your whining is pissing me off. GOOOO OR I WILL DO IT MYSELF! lmao omg I'm so bad to them.
SLDKFJDF. OMG JAY WILL LIKE SHANK ME IN MY SLEEEP IF WE SEND THIS TO HIS MYSPACE!
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