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Beef Bowlin'

Jan 12, 2010 12:32

The Beef Bowl restaurant seems to be having a promotion today, with each long table laden with one beef bowl after another. In the restaurants defense, some are actually vegeterian noodle dishes, and others even have lamb or chicken instead of beef. They actually look handmade instead of showing signs of suspicious perfection, which is usually the ( Read more... )

sanada akihiko

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demifemme January 12 2010, 04:36:50 UTC

*Well, Shura won't be eating that delicious vegetarian bowl any more. As she heavily hits the ground, falling off her chair, a strange tune is heard.*

undercard January 12 2010, 04:39:57 UTC

Akihiko approaches Shura's side of the table at the sound of the trombone, chuckling all the way until he finds his former Landlord face-down on the ground.

"Fuura!?" With a mouth (and beard) full of noodles, he kneels down beside her.

"Wash 'ong?"

demifemme January 12 2010, 04:41:23 UTC

*Sorry Akihiko, Shura is out cold, heavy and limp on the floor, her broken bowl overturned next to her. Her face is partly in the broth.*

undercard January 12 2010, 04:52:42 UTC

He nudges her with his foot carefully, before bending down to check her breathing. She looked just fine when she arrived, not covered in broth or anything.

"Hey, wake up!"

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greekreaper January 12 2010, 04:39:34 UTC

Oh boy, a chicken and broccoli bowl! :D That seems new and exciting, so trying it out.

...

Why, Aki.

Why does Thanatos have tits?

And why is this new look...suiting him? ...Her? Oh, screw it. :|

undercard January 12 2010, 04:45:10 UTC

Whoa. WHOA. A female Thanatos! Assuming she's a newcomer, he sidles up to the bodacious woman. Smoothing down his suspiciously sudden beard, Akihiko clears his throat.

"H-hey. Haven't seen you around before, are you new?"

greekreaper January 12 2010, 04:47:58 UTC

"Akihiko? Hey, what's with the....beard..."

That look on her face is the slow realization that this voice change is sudden and unacceptable.

"...Dammit!!" That bowl has been flung across the room. She mad.

livesbytheword January 12 2010, 04:53:42 UTC

*You're not the only mad one. Izumi's hair has grown long and shaggy, trailing on the ground at her heels. It almost looks like a Yomotsu-Shikome, it's so out of control.*

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65 notthatsadako January 12 2010, 04:41:18 UTC

So Sadako is staring at the floor below her. Seriously, she's floating. And so is her beef bowl which decided to talk.

"So you're going to eat me, huh? Let me tell you something, future fatty-"

"That was uncalled for!"

"What are you going to do about it, fatty?"

undercard January 12 2010, 04:58:11 UTC

There's a long bearded man that looks sort of like some kind of martial arts teacher from the old kung-fu films, running full bolt towards Sadako before launching a fist into her beef bowl with an over-zealous battle scream.

"Dickhead! Show some respect!"

notthatsadako January 12 2010, 06:23:18 UTC

So now its a floating bowl-less beef...bowl.

"Thanks a lot, asshole! Look what you just did! Now I'm homeless!"

Sadako meanwhile is currently processing this new development.

undercard January 12 2010, 06:34:15 UTC

"Yeah? What're y' gonna do it about it, bitch? You can't even punch!" He punches again, burying his fist into the sloppy mess and wrenching it back again. That'll show him.

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DAMNIT LJ STOP EATING MY COMMENTS crackingvoice January 12 2010, 04:46:47 UTC

*There is a muffled, inhuman cry from the booth in the corner, followed by the sounds of the bowl hitting the floor and a giant metal wing smacking into the wall as it snaps open, its owner shocked and trying to get away. Instead, the wall's interference has caused him to only get halfway off the ground, and Metatron faceplants heavily next to the still-screeching mess on the floor.*

undercard January 12 2010, 05:27:07 UTC

It's not every day you see an angel have a freak out, or an angels food having a freak out. Akihiko just won't stand for such blasphemy, and dashes forward to stomp on the beef bowl viciously.

"You leave God alone!"

I can't stop laughing crackingvoice January 12 2010, 05:33:53 UTC

*The beef bowl's screeching falters, then stops completely. Metatron groans and pushes himself to his feet.* Actually, I am Metatron, His messenger, but all the same, thank you for putting an end to that noise.

beef bowls 4 christ undercard January 12 2010, 05:43:58 UTC

"You can give 'im the message that no food will mess with anyone while I'm around!" He pumps his fist, full of energy now that he's had the chance to kill something.

"...Unless it's food poisoning or something, I'm not a doctor."

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livesbytheword January 12 2010, 04:56:42 UTC

*That's not a Yomotsu-Shikome. That's Izumi, her hair grown longer than she is tall. And she's annoyed. Frightened, too, how is she going to move with all this hair?*