Beef Bowlin'
The Beef Bowl restaurant seems to be having a promotion today, with each long table laden with one beef bowl after another. In the restaurants defense, some are actually vegeterian noodle dishes, and others even have lamb or chicken instead of beef. They actually look handmade instead of showing signs of suspicious perfection, which is usually the Malls downfall.
Unfortunatly, the Mall has caught on to the term 'variation'. Each bowl has a different effect, each randomisd on the first mouthful.
[To make this truly random, use this generator. If you get a double-digit number, your character suffers a combination of both the effects! What fun!
1. Hairy Beef Bowl: You rapidly begin to resemble bigfoots stylish hairdo.
2. Theme Beef Bowl: A mysterious source blasts a song fitting to ~YOU~.
3.Fattening Beef Bowl: You can no longer see your feet, or your neck.
4. Steroid Beef Bowl: HULK CRUSH!!!
5. Space Beef Bowl: Your beef bowl denies the laws of gravity. So do you.
6. Self-Aware Beef Bowl: The Beef Bowl knows it lives. It will not let you eat it without putting up a very vocal fight.
7.Unconcious Beef Bowl: You pass o-
8. Classic Genderswap Beef Bowl: Is the crotch on your pants suddenly a bit tight?
9. Charm Beef Bowl: You fall in love with the first person you see. Then the next one, and the next one...
0. Truth Beef Bowl: You swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth SO HELP YOU GOD.]
Feel free to mingle, you don't have to bother the Akihiko munching down with a beard silver enough to challenge Santa Claus.