Beef Bowlin'

[undercard]

The Beef Bowl restaurant seems to be having a promotion today, with each long table laden with one beef bowl after another. In the restaurants defense, some are actually vegeterian noodle dishes, and others even have lamb or chicken instead of beef. They actually look handmade instead of showing signs of suspicious perfection, which is usually the

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[greekreaper]

Oh boy, a chicken and broccoli bowl! :D That seems new and exciting, so trying it out.

...

Why, Aki.

Why does Thanatos have tits?

And why is this new look...suiting him? ...Her? Oh, screw it. :|

[undercard]

Whoa. WHOA. A female Thanatos! Assuming she's a newcomer, he sidles up to the bodacious woman. Smoothing down his suspiciously sudden beard, Akihiko clears his throat.

"H-hey. Haven't seen you around before, are you new?"

[greekreaper]

"Akihiko? Hey, what's with the....beard..."

That look on her face is the slow realization that this voice change is sudden and unacceptable.

"...Dammit!!" That bowl has been flung across the room. She mad.

[livesbytheword]

*You're not the only mad one. Izumi's hair has grown long and shaggy, trailing on the ground at her heels. It almost looks like a Yomotsu-Shikome, it's so out of control.*

[greekreaper]

"...Hey Izumi."

She's still kind of pouting...

[undercard]

Two ladies. It must be his lucky day, even if he can't see ones face. Akihiko gets up to offer her a seat, his beard now trailing the floor. It's kinda getting hard to lift his head.

"H-hey, take a seat. You don't wanna trip over that."

[greekreaper]

"...Just so we're clear, you recognize me, right?"

She just...wants to make sure.

[undercard]

"...Should I?" He's bewildered. No, he'd remember a rack like hers. It's ~dreamy~.

[greekreaper]

"...I'm Thanatos. You know. Mitsuru's boyfriend?"

JUST THROWING THAT OUT THERE.

[undercard]

"But you're a lady." He looks down at the impressive breasts.

"I'm pretty sure Mitsuru doesn't like ladies. Not even for fun."

[greekreaper]

Exasperated sigh.

"The bowls. I eat one. Boobs happened."

An awkward pause...

"...The Mall does stuff like this..."

[undercard]

"Oohhhhh." Ugh, GROSS. He just looked at Mitsuru's man like that? She'd have his balls in a slingshot if she knew. Sorry for the grimace Thanatos, but he has just ruled you un-sexy.

It's in both your interest and his.

"Ewwwwww. I was checking out your tits, too! Aw, man, I feel sick!"

[greekreaper]

Like how your Best Friend's girl is immediately dubbed and un-fuckable, right?

"Well, I don't wanna brag but..."

Okay yeah, she's joking. Look away from all the jiggle.

[undercard]

"Nah they are pretty good." Akihiko nods, like a fine wine conniseur. You have his approval.

"How's your ass?"

[greekreaper]

"...I dunno." Because she's been...well. Sitting on it.

She stands up and tries to look.

[undercard]

"S'pretty banging." He nods, and after a moment of inspection gives Thanatos a thumbs up.

"Nice and round. Go flaunt it."