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blazinglizard in smash_network

Oh, look. It's this douchebag.

Oct 14, 2011 20:10

( [It's not a Snap post without a tl;dr narration!] )

pokemon: rhys (rhyperior), pokemon: green oak, pokemon: chika (pikachu), advance wars: jake, metroid: samus aran, pokemon: vinne (venusaur), pokemon: lt.surge, !public post, pokemon: sonny moe (snorlax), pilotwings: goose, fire emblem: nephenee, pokemon: kerosene (charizard), sonic: knuckles, advance wars: max, pokemon: red, pokemon: bulba (ivysaur), mario: general guy, pokemon: nyx (gengar), pokemon: voile (gardevoir)

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redisaloser October 15 2011, 02:25:58 UTC

Damn, it sure is nice to see your flaming ass around here again.

blazinglizard October 15 2011, 02:30:58 UTC

Don't tell me you missed me, boss. I already gotta spend most of my year in school. Ain't no way I was spendin' summer vacation in it, too.

Daisy says hi, by the way.

redisaloser October 15 2011, 02:43:07 UTC

Makes sense. Bet you did some crazy shit, huh? Heard from Pidge.

Oh, yeah? I really should call her...

blazinglizard October 15 2011, 02:49:26 UTC

No crazier'n usual. Which is to say, some property damage mighta been involved. ...You should come with next time.

Y'should. She misses you. And let her know that next time I'm sheddin' skin again, I'm comin' back to her. Girl's a miracle worker.

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punchmtsilver October 15 2011, 02:39:26 UTC

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blazinglizard October 15 2011, 02:44:15 UTC

Still around, huh? On a scale of 1-10, how liquefied would you rate your internal organs?

Actually, wait. You're gonna wanna answer that in about ten minutes.

punchmtsilver October 16 2011, 02:07:28 UTC

...

Good trip?

blazinglizard October 16 2011, 02:19:46 UTC

Excellent trip, dicknugget. I partied at the best gym in Kanto.

...Your mom's doin' good, by the way. By "good" I mostly mean "I decided not to burn your house down", though.

shysentinel October 15 2011, 02:53:31 UTC

You been behavin' yourself or you been attack innocent people in the streets again?

blazinglizard October 15 2011, 02:55:10 UTC

[It took Char a second to even remember when he attacked you, Neph. Sadly, picking fights is not an uncommon thing for Douchizard.]

Ohh, you. You seriously still all analpained over that? You don't see me bitchin' none about the friggin' spear you chucked through my wing.

B( punchtheflowers October 15 2011, 03:10:00 UTC

Welcome back. We missed you. Stay the fuck away from Red.

[Well, goodbye peaceful days forever.]

B) blazinglizard October 15 2011, 03:14:48 UTC

Oh, Vincent, I missed you ever-so-much too! We really must partake in a tea social again soon.

...Seriously, dude, who do you think you're talkin' to here? You didn't miss me none.

Also: hell no. I'm huntin' him down and kickin' his nuts so hard he sneezes jizz for a month.

BC punchtheflowers October 15 2011, 03:24:52 UTC

Holy shit, you're right for once. I didn't.

Nice t'see you're as classy as ever. You compensatin' for going AWOL by being an extra special asshole now or something?

8D blazinglizard October 15 2011, 03:30:36 UTC

See, this is why I liked you better as an Ivysaur. At least you were honest back then.

Cut me some slack, Vin. I been nice all summer. I gotta make up my jackass quota.

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icequeen_aran October 15 2011, 03:20:24 UTC

Red's still on the rosters. General Guy isn't, but he's around.

blazinglizard October 15 2011, 03:32:35 UTC

Just moved out, huh? That explains why the dorm's so peaceful.

[...And quiet.

And empty.]

Guess him fuckin' off completely's too much to ask. Oh well, gotta take the small victories. I see you're still stickin' around too.

icequeen_aran October 15 2011, 03:35:01 UTC

Still here.

Where'd you go?

blazinglizard October 15 2011, 03:40:01 UTC

Headed back to my home. ...All four of 'em.

And now I'm back at the fifth. Miss me?

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