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What Do You Mean I'm Not Your Brother and My Real Name Is Cucumber Kid? A Confusion of Plumbers!

Feb 19, 2010 18:59

Who: Doopliss, Bowser, Luigi & Friends of Mario [OPEN LOOOOOG]
What: Doopliss pretends to be Mario and acts like a dick to his friends. Bowser laughs his tail off.
Where: Hither and Yon about school.
When: Fffffriday, Feb. 19th
Warnings: Bowser and Doopliss being dicks.

( Oh boy. )

!rp log, bowser (mario), toad (mario), parakarry (mario), yoshi (mario), !open log, goombella (mario), daisy (mario), doopliss (mario), luigi (mario)

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Afternoon goldshroomspam February 20 2010, 03:22:44 UTC

Toad was parked on the couch in the third floor common room, aimlessly clicking the remote. He still had about half an hour until Harvest Moon his favorite show came on, so he was whiling away the time channel-surfing.

ihateplumbers February 20 2010, 04:43:24 UTC

"Alright," said Bowser to Doopliss. "That's Princess Peach's stupid little manservant, Toad. It's his job to cry to Mario whenever I do anything. Anyway, make something up about... Princess Peach being kidnapped by... me. And how you ran away and cried because you were so afraid so now Toad has to rescue Peach. I'll break in and scare the crap out of him in a few minutes."

the_letter_p February 20 2010, 05:43:01 UTC

"Got it," Doopliss replied, then quickly turned into Mario. It had been a long time since he had transformed into the famous plumber, not since he was in the acting troupe! It felt kind of good to be back in this form! Well, time to get down to business.

"Mario" was running down the hallways in the third floor, looking desperate. Once he saw Toad, he immediately charged towards him. "Toad! Toad!" he called out. "You're just-a the person that I needed to see!"

goldshroomspam February 20 2010, 07:15:32 UTC

"Heeeey, Mario! I thought you left! What's the problem?"

Toad was a little weirded out by this. Usually Toad was the one who needed help. Why would Mario ever need him for anything?

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Morning, 10:30 AM green_thundah February 20 2010, 05:10:28 UTC

Luigi had been wandering around, exploring the large academy. He stopped exploring and decided to rest under the shade of the tree, and appreciate the nice weather.

He had been thinking about why he hadn't followed Mario home. The only reason he stayed at this academy was to keep an eye on Bowser, since his brother told him to do so while he was gone. He certainly didn't want Mario to come back and be disappointed at him for not keeping an eye on Bowser.

Luigi then realized that he had, actually, been avoiding Bowser. If he avoided Bowser, then he wouldn't be able to make sure Bowser wasn't doing anything evil when nobody was looking. Luigi sat up and looked around. Perhaps he should look for Bowser right now. He had nothing better to do.

Luigi laid back down. Maybe later. He had been wandering around the whole academy all morning, and didn't really feel like looking for and approaching the large, fire-breathing Koopa.

Re: Morning, 10:30 AM ihateplumbers February 20 2010, 05:50:43 UTC

Oh great it was the lame brother. Perfect.

"Okay Luigi is Mario's crybaby brother. I want to see him weeping. So. Why don't you tell him you're not his real brother, or tell him that you're going to shave off your mustache and he should, too, because you think mustaches are dumb. Or act all nice to him and then punch him in the face. Just make him cry."

Re: Morning, 10:30 AM the_letter_p February 20 2010, 06:24:35 UTC

"Yuk yuk yuk..." While the task did sound easy enough, Doopliss knew that he had to take this one a little bit more carefully. After all, Luigi was the one that knew Mario the most, being related and all. One little slip up and it'll be all over!

So, the disguised Doopliss started strolling towards Luigi, taking a look around. There seemed to be no one else in sight. Perfect. "Hey-a, Luigi!" the fake Mario called out to the younger plumber.

Re: Morning, 10:30 AM green_thundah February 20 2010, 18:41:08 UTC

Luigi stood up as soon as he heard the familiar voice of his brother. "Mario?" He smiled at the fake Mario. "I thought you went back to the Mushroom Kingdom!"

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After Classes tattlemethis February 20 2010, 05:31:17 UTC

There was Goombella, leaving the library, minding her own business.

Do your worst.

Re: After Classes ihateplumbers February 20 2010, 05:53:12 UTC

Oh it's one of Mario's friends that Bowser didn't know very well because he wasn't the endboss in that game.

"Yeah, I don't know what her thing is really. I just know she's one of mustache's friends. So, I don't know, just ask her if she's gained a few pounds since you left. Or something."

Re: After Classes the_letter_p February 20 2010, 06:31:43 UTC

"Oh, I know her plenty enough, slick." Well, kind of, at least more than Bowser did. He had an idea.

Doopliss, disguised as Mario, walked over towards the entrance of the library. "Hey, Goombell-ooooohhh..." his happy greeting quickly trailed off into a not so happy one.

Re: After Classes tattlemethis February 21 2010, 16:14:28 UTC

"Mario! But didn't you go back home?" she asked. "What's going on?"

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Mid day sportsflower February 20 2010, 05:32:12 UTC

Daisy has just come from the gym, toweling off and drinking a bottle of water. She suspects nothing.

Re: Mid day ihateplumbers February 20 2010, 05:57:01 UTC

Bowser reckoned that Doopliss would probably get punched in the face at the end of dealing with Daisy, but he wasn't going to say anything about that.

"Yeah Princess Daisy. She had this thing with a purple alien awhile back who kidnapped her. So tell her that Tatanga's back and looking for her, that outta get her blood racing. And then tell her you're too busy to help now that you've gone back to being a full-time plumber or whatever. Tell her she's fat."

Re: Mid day the_letter_p February 20 2010, 06:44:09 UTC

That sounded like it would be no problem for the duplighost! What was the worst that could happen?

"Mario" just so happened to be walking by the gym when he noticed Daisy. "Daisy!" the fake cried out in glee. "You're-a looking pretty cheerful today! Especially since...well, you-a know."

Re: Mid day sportsflower February 21 2010, 16:13:40 UTC

"Hi, Mario!" Daisy greeted, not suspecting anything. "'Course I'm cheerful. Why wouldn't I be?"

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5:00 PMish mailcalltime February 20 2010, 05:41:39 UTC

Today had been a relatively easy day so Parakarry was able to close up shop early. With the extra time he decided to do some reading before going back to his room to prepare his dinner.

He was curled in the corner of the common room's couch enjoying porno an astronomy book.

Re: 5:00 PMish ihateplumbers February 20 2010, 06:04:42 UTC

Oh this would be rich. Bowser was going to enjoy this one.

"Parakarry," grumbled Bowser, "is annoying. But he's got this hookup on his parents or something. So, I don't know, tell him that you came back just in time to tell him that his mom is really sick and she's going to die of... turtle flu or whatever."

Re: 5:00 PMish the_letter_p February 20 2010, 06:53:58 UTC

"Yuk yuk yuk, those are always fun to play out!" Doopliss replied. This wouldn't be a problem! Though...this was one of the guys that helped get rid of his spore during that incident ages ago. He was pretty grateful for that. ...oh well, it would technically be Mario that was going to take the blame for all of this, not him (at least, if he does things right)!

The fake Mario entered the common room, obviously looking distraught. That's when he noticed Parakarry. "Hey-a Parakarry?" he called out to the mailman sadly.

Re: 5:00 PMish mailcalltime February 20 2010, 08:29:28 UTC

The book made a loud thud as it fell to the floor.

"M-Mario?" Parakarry stammered joyfully. "Is it really you? I didn't think you would be back so soon!" His smile gave way to a concerned frown when he noticed how panicked Mario looked. "Mario, whatever is the matter? Did something happened?"

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