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What Do You Mean I'm Not Your Brother and My Real Name Is Cucumber Kid? A Confusion of Plumbers!

Feb 19, 2010 18:59

Who: Doopliss, Bowser, Luigi & Friends of Mario [OPEN LOOOOOG]
What: Doopliss pretends to be Mario and acts like a dick to his friends. Bowser laughs his tail off.
Where: Hither and Yon about school.
When: Fffffriday, Feb. 19th
Warnings: Bowser and Doopliss being dicks.

( Oh boy. )

!rp log, bowser (mario), toad (mario), parakarry (mario), yoshi (mario), !open log, goombella (mario), daisy (mario), doopliss (mario), luigi (mario)

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5:00 PMish mailcalltime February 20 2010, 05:41:39 UTC

Today had been a relatively easy day so Parakarry was able to close up shop early. With the extra time he decided to do some reading before going back to his room to prepare his dinner.

He was curled in the corner of the common room's couch enjoying porno an astronomy book.

Re: 5:00 PMish ihateplumbers February 20 2010, 06:04:42 UTC

Oh this would be rich. Bowser was going to enjoy this one.

"Parakarry," grumbled Bowser, "is annoying. But he's got this hookup on his parents or something. So, I don't know, tell him that you came back just in time to tell him that his mom is really sick and she's going to die of... turtle flu or whatever."

Re: 5:00 PMish the_letter_p February 20 2010, 06:53:58 UTC

"Yuk yuk yuk, those are always fun to play out!" Doopliss replied. This wouldn't be a problem! Though...this was one of the guys that helped get rid of his spore during that incident ages ago. He was pretty grateful for that. ...oh well, it would technically be Mario that was going to take the blame for all of this, not him (at least, if he does things right)!

The fake Mario entered the common room, obviously looking distraught. That's when he noticed Parakarry. "Hey-a Parakarry?" he called out to the mailman sadly.

Re: 5:00 PMish mailcalltime February 20 2010, 08:29:28 UTC

The book made a loud thud as it fell to the floor.

"M-Mario?" Parakarry stammered joyfully. "Is it really you? I didn't think you would be back so soon!" His smile gave way to a concerned frown when he noticed how panicked Mario looked. "Mario, whatever is the matter? Did something happened?"

Re: 5:00 PMish the_letter_p February 20 2010, 16:49:51 UTC

"Oh...nothing's happened-a to me yet, but..." he took a deep breath. "Well, as soon as I returned back to the Mushroom Kingdom, just very recently, there's been a pandemic. So, I decided to travel a little bit just to see if everyone close to us is doing okay, but...there was one person who got hit-a pretty hard by this."

Re: 5:00 PMish mailcalltime February 20 2010, 20:49:06 UTC

"A pandemic?" Parakarry asked in a grim but puzzled tone. This sounded a bit odd. Not only did he occasionally deliver letters to the kingdom, he also knew several people back home. The Postmaster, Frost T., Goombario, surely someone back home would of contacted him long ago about an illness spreading.

...Unless it was worse than Parakarry thought. "W-who?" Parakarry gulped, his face full of dread as he braced himself for the terrible news.

Re: 5:00 PMish the_letter_p February 20 2010, 22:14:21 UTC

Mario sighed again, losing eye contact with Parakarry. "Well-a, eventually I managed to get over to your parent's place, and your mom...it's not looking too good." Mario looked up again. "If I were you, I would probably drop everything and head back home as soon as possible."

Re: 5:00 PMish mailcalltime February 20 2010, 22:23:50 UTC

"My...my mother?" he choked before going into a silence. "But why...why didn't she and Father call me?"

Re: 5:00 PMish ihateplumbers February 20 2010, 22:34:37 UTC

'Oh sweet mother of me, this is the greatest ever,' thought Bowser, as he listened in on the other side of the common room door. He'd have to make sure to bump into Parakarry as he left, maybe knock him down on the ground by accident or something.

Re: 5:00 PMish the_letter_p February 21 2010, 06:57:51 UTC

The fake Mario continued on, "Well, like I-a said before, it just happened very recently. They probably didn't have much time to-a get in touch with you...or maybe it could be another reason?"

Re: 5:00 PMish mailcalltime February 21 2010, 09:34:47 UTC

Parakarry went silent. He knew that both of his parents still weren't completely fond of him never meeting their academic expectations they had for him and that he never followed the family tradition career-wise. Still,l he couldn't of disappointed them so much either of them would rather die alone than say goodbye to their only child, could they?

"Damn...damn it all," he muttered bitterly as his hands clenched into fists.

Re: 5:00 PMish the_letter_p February 21 2010, 21:27:02 UTC

Hmmm...what else to say? Maybe nothing at all at this point, the damage was done after all.

"I...think I should leave-a you alone for a bit. I need-a to warn the others anyway," the fake stated.

Re: 5:00 PMish mailcalltime February 22 2010, 08:30:57 UTC

"Wait, hold on..." Parakarry called out as he bent down to pick up his book. He needed to get his facts straight before he jumped the gun and begin screaming at his parents over the phone tonight.

"What did they actually tell you when you met them, if you don't mind me asking? What is my mother even dying from?"

Re: 5:00 PMish ihateplumbers February 22 2010, 17:43:03 UTC

This seemed as good of a time to come into the room as any, at least to Bowser. Nothing quite like rubbing salt into a wound.

"Is something wrong with your mommy, Parakerny?" asked Bowser as he came into the room, his face a mask of fake concern.

Re: 5:00 PMish mailcalltime February 25 2010, 05:07:07 UTC

Oh great, Bowser was here. As if Parakarry's day couldn't get any better.

"This doesn't concern you," he replied defensively. He scowled at Bowser angrily as his fingernails dug into the hard cover of the book in his hands.

Re: 5:00 PMish ihateplumbers February 27 2010, 00:23:46 UTC

"Oh, poor baby is upset. Does baby need help finding his mommy? Was Mario being mean to you? Mustache, that's just terrible."

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