So I've noticed that I only ever post in here when I'm in a sour mood / feel the need to complain about something ( Read more... )

First of all, I've noticed that there are way more asshole drivers on my side of town than in the rest of Vegas. It might just be me, but there are a LOT of raised trucks and dead pigeons in my neighborhood. Also, the concept of the "right of way" is mysteriously absent ( Read more... )

So what's the deal with the new breed of Hollister snobs? These girls keep coming into my store with their nasty fried blond hair all teased up eighties style and then giving me and all my coworkers an attitude. I don't get it. The hair, the attitude, any of it.

Aside from that, I'm pretty sure Criss Angel is the second coming of Christ.

Two words: Jim. Webb.

... House AND Senate, BITCHES!

I can't believe it.

So my boyfriend does this thing where he gives me piggyback ride when I'm feeling sad. He doesn't say, "I understand" or apologize for my feelings. He just gives me a piggyback ride. And it's pretty much the most effective way to cheer me up ( Read more... )

The other night, one of the actresses at my work forgot her line ( Read more... )

I hate summer. Every summer for as long as I can remember has been a three month long countdown to the first day of school ( Read more... )

By the way:

I'm back, motherfuckers!!!1!!

Are you excited? I'm excited.

LJ's account deletion policy is bullshit because it's been nearly a year since I deleted this account and I was able to undelete just a few hours ago.

The night I heard about Andrew, I dreamt about him. He and I were talking and he seemed really happy and calm ( Read more... )

Today was a good day ( Read more... )