The hoop is life. It's ten feet high. Most people can't even touch it. The few who can can't hang on. It is there when you come into the gym, it will be there when you leave. The hoop does not move. Your entire purpose of being in the gym is to master the hoop. You will stand back nineteen feet, nine inches, and chuck rocks at a hole in the sky. ( Read more... )

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"WAIT FOR DVD should be stickered at the front of the movie. I mean, really, what the heck it was in 3 words: tacky, corny, and unoriginal. And furthermore, my popcorn was extremely salty, which also probably made me not like the movie even worse."

--Channing Frye, New York Knickerbocker and amateur movie critic, on the new Indiana Jones movie.

I don't care if you don't care ( Read more... )

Right now I can do a standing jump to reach 8 feet and 6 inches off the ground. By the end of the summer, I want that to be 9 feet 3 inches.

Watching My Fair Lady for the first time in 8 years or so, I now realize...

Audrey Hepburn was amazingly beautiful. Damn.

Huh. The show went well tonight. Who'da thunk?

hey, pretty boy, it's time to wake up
it's already after 10 o'clock
hey pretty boy, put on your make-up
it's time to leave, it's time to get ready to rock
hey, pretty boy, i can't wait no more
it shouldn't come as such a shock
hey, pretty boy, i'm out the door
it's time to leave, it's time to get ready to rock

We're catching bullets in our teeth ( Read more... )

I played basketball yesterday with Henry and 4 other guys. My team was a tall Arabic guy (Green), a tall Chinese guy (White), and me (Orange). Green was pretty good, but kept wanting me to cut in ways that didn't make sense to me. We tried working it out though. White threw a lot of no-look pases behind himself that stayed in the air too long and ( Read more... )