1st and 10 at NE 13 (:39) (Shotgun) E.Manning pass short left to P.Burress for 13 yards, TOUCHDOWN. 16 14.

"Daniel! What the hell are you doing? You don't talk about science to girls!"
-Jon, Kyle and Joey circa 1997.

Haha. They were wrong and I was right. Only took 10 years to change that.

"When a person approaches another with two associates wielding chainsaws, screams 'Bring on the chainsaws!,' to which the sawyers respond by dismembering the tree in which the person sits, a factfinder could reasonably conclude that an assault has occurred. Frankly, we are at a loss to understand how a factfinder could arrive at any other ( Read more... )

I'll get to your post eventually Adam. In the meantime, which is better?

This is the emotion you humans call love. It is your only weakness.

This is the weakness you humans call love.

The second is more concise, but the other leaves the conclusion as a surprise!

There is no Eleventh Ammendment abrogation, only Zuul!

We have no interest in oppressing other people. We are not moved by hatred against any other nation. We bear no grudge. I know how grave a thing war is. I wanted to spare our people such an evil. It is not so much the country; it is rather its leader. He has led a reign of terror. He has hurled countless people into the profoundest misery. Through ( Read more... )

Today is the first day in 4 years that I've been able to watch the Raiders on TV. Now I remember why the NFL kept them hidden for so long.

popemobile.com does not exist. I am sad.

ESPN now posts comments by users on the front page. Typical Jim Rome/Dan Shanoff examples look like this:
"Wow, the Mavs have fallen and fallen hard. It's time to press the panic button."
My favorite responses to this:
"Wow, the Mavs have fallen and can't get up. It's time to press the life alert button."
"The dollar has fallen and fallen hard. It's ( Read more... )

( Con Law paper made all pretty and readable )