Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Shannon's DisorderCause:smokingSymptoms:colour blindness, extreme aggression, flatulence, fear of the number thirteenCure:click heels together three times

i really have no meaning for this post. i have stuff to do. i have people waiting on me. and i hate this thing, but for some reason i just like the feeling of doing something completely inane from time to time. it gives me the sense that everything doesn't always have to be 100% planned out for you or controlled by a mindless iron limb ( Read more... )

bored, bored, bored, bored. can you tell? i'm writing in this fucking thing for one. i'm antissipating my mother's return from surgery, and i needed something to distract my mind for the moment. i finally went to the suicide girls website and wanted to dry heave. but to massacre time, i wrote what MY SGprofile would be like ( Read more... )

romance is dead ( Read more... )

wow what a week. lets see...things i have accopmlished last week ( Read more... )

wow i haven't updated this mother fucker in a minute. i was totally oblivious of it's existance for a while there. so whats been up? well i went to my first day of work today and made 90 bucks for sick and dying children. hopefully if i work there long enough it'll even out my bad karma. ha. my aunt said if i keep this job until she gets her new ( Read more... )

i had a pretty damn good weekend, hangin out with my girls haha it was awesome! but i'll keep it G-rated ( Read more... )

shit man. hmm, not much to say really. i got my interums, and i got like a's b's......creepy, but always cool. been hangin out with bean lots, she's a great girl. one of the coolest people i know, fo sho! it's been fun as hell though, i love hangin with her ( Read more... )

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guess what kids, i've discovered the reason i'm tossing my cookies. i've got alcohol poisoning. is that sick and twisted or what? oh and the irony doesn't stop there...ask me and i'll tell ya a funny story about medical ganja...hehe