those aren't voices in your head! they're martians in your nose!
bored, bored, bored, bored. can you tell? i'm writing in this fucking thing for one. i'm antissipating my mother's return from surgery, and i needed something to distract my mind for the moment. i finally went to the suicide girls website and wanted to dry heave. but to massacre time, i wrote what MY SGprofile would be like...
If i was a SuicideGirl (i would hang myself, but that's besides the point) this would be MY SGpro...
AGE: 16 (Dec 9th 1987)
GENDER: Female Bee~ITCH!! ( Fuck the SG attention whores, i'm my own woman )
HOMETOWN: 9th, the lowest possible level in the firey deapths of all that is rotten
SIGN: i got your sign right here buddy....
OCCUPATION: street pharmiscuticalist and consultant free of charge when i'm feeling chipper :)
WHY I DID SG: ( didn't really, but this would be my reason...) because i've lost all self respect for myself and this seemed like a more positive solution than suicide
STATS: don't you fuckin worry about that!
FAVORITE BANDS: a little bit of everything, but mostly anything that screams "Fuck you, I don't care."
FAVORITE FILMS: why the only two movies worth their existance of course! Pulp Fiction and Scarface!
FAVORITE BOOKS: A Bad Girl's Guide to Getting Whatever She Wants, and a Vice mag
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Jackass and South Park, because deep inside I've got the soul of a 14 year old boy.
VICES: the human race
CURRENT CRUSH: i don't crush. i smother.
INTO: trouble, everyday, all day. if there's trouble there's a 90% chance i am somehow connected or have contributed
MAKES ME HAPPY: revenge, now THAT'S the best medicine
MAKES ME SAD: the spit-bottom of a tall can
GETS ME HOT: servin up while gettin served up anally so the two guys can slap high fives ;)
I LOST MY VIRGINITY: in a dark corner of a dirty basement next to a 40 of Old E and about 6 of my friends watching (and listening!) i'm just a helpless romantic like that i guess
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: left
FANTASY: to have Dave Attell's job
CURRENT THOUGHTS ON SG: if i had a dick SG would suck it
questions? comments? harrassments? do your worst....
If i was a SuicideGirl (i would hang myself, but that's besides the point) this would be MY SGpro...
AGE: 16 (Dec 9th 1987)
GENDER: Female Bee~ITCH!! ( Fuck the SG attention whores, i'm my own woman )
HOMETOWN: 9th, the lowest possible level in the firey deapths of all that is rotten
SIGN: i got your sign right here buddy....
OCCUPATION: street pharmiscuticalist and consultant free of charge when i'm feeling chipper :)
WHY I DID SG: ( didn't really, but this would be my reason...) because i've lost all self respect for myself and this seemed like a more positive solution than suicide
STATS: don't you fuckin worry about that!
FAVORITE BANDS: a little bit of everything, but mostly anything that screams "Fuck you, I don't care."
FAVORITE FILMS: why the only two movies worth their existance of course! Pulp Fiction and Scarface!
FAVORITE BOOKS: A Bad Girl's Guide to Getting Whatever She Wants, and a Vice mag
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Jackass and South Park, because deep inside I've got the soul of a 14 year old boy.
VICES: the human race
CURRENT CRUSH: i don't crush. i smother.
INTO: trouble, everyday, all day. if there's trouble there's a 90% chance i am somehow connected or have contributed
MAKES ME HAPPY: revenge, now THAT'S the best medicine
MAKES ME SAD: the spit-bottom of a tall can
GETS ME HOT: servin up while gettin served up anally so the two guys can slap high fives ;)
I LOST MY VIRGINITY: in a dark corner of a dirty basement next to a 40 of Old E and about 6 of my friends watching (and listening!) i'm just a helpless romantic like that i guess
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: left
FANTASY: to have Dave Attell's job
CURRENT THOUGHTS ON SG: if i had a dick SG would suck it
questions? comments? harrassments? do your worst....