When I was a young lass I wanted to know
If Elves could be physicists, and if so
Whether I would meet them if I went to University.
So I travelled far into to the Realm of Faerie
Where dwelt a Unicorn of SCIENCE!
Oh, you can take the word of Unicorn of SCIENCE!
Upon his theories you can place reliance
Well, at least at speeds below that of C
He'll know
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