Seriously... phone calls at midnight because somebody didn't read something is amazingly annoying. Phone calls while I'm sitting at Sonic with corkwis fifteen minutes before somebody's show isn't too much better ( Read more... )

Kitty vomit + coffee = a perfect start to the day.

Maybe if I took something out of that equation...

So, yeah - nothing to do today but grocery shopping. I think I might be going to the movies.

Hey, paulomatic! You don't have to kill any more prostitutes when you discover they've go a penis! Why, you ask?

There's now a Guide to Identifying A Transvestite.

So... the wife and I are walking back from dinner tonight, and we're talking, and I have an epiphany regarding what might be the most hated job ever.

Bunny abortionist.

Too much?

Perhaps because I'm a mouthy, cocky, son of a bitch, I handle interviews pretty well. If I thought my interview for music director went well, then this interview for program director went amazingly. There was only one question that gave me pause, but there should always be at least one question for which you're not ready - otherwise, they're not on ( Read more... )

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Several hours of studying and too much coffee have sent my brain into overload. I'm going to go hide in the bedroom and watch episodes of Unwrapped until my mind melts and worry about writing my paper tomorrow.

I've got a couple e-mails to write, then it's comic books and tv about how candy's made. A Saturday night if there ever was one...

Reading Ginsberg and then moving on to the story of Dr. Pepper offering a free can of pop if G 'n' R releases Chinese Democracy this year just makes for a seriously surreal start to one's day.

I thought maybe the allergy meds had kicked in a little strong in combination with my coffee, but nope, it's the truth. I seriously doubt the album will ( Read more... )

One hundred plus pages of reading, records piling up all over the house (some self-imposed via purchase, rather than showing up in the mail), computational recovery, and photographic improvement calling my name means that free time isn't my thing ( Read more... )

Blah blah blah... school... blah blah blah... paper to write... blah blah blah... class presentations... blah blah blah... lack of sleep... blah blah blah... Valentine's Day (I love you, the_lucky_nun)... blah blah blah...

And now, what's really important: the trailer for Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (it's pretty herky-jerky with everyone ( Read more... )