1. THIS WILL NEVER STOP MAKING ME LAUGH.

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2. We watched Jaws in class yesterday. My god is that a fantastic movie. I had no idea.

It was odd though, I was sitting there, really tense and all in to it and stuff, but at the same time I just had Samuel L Jackson in the back of my head screaming about having HAD IT WITH THIS MUTHAFUCKING SHARK ON THIS ( Read more... )

I will never understand why the ABC keeps slotting in this Star Stories crap between series of the good shows on Wednesdays. Seriously, it's mindblowingly terrible. And it makes me sad to know that the kid from Muppet Treasure Island has become so... skeevy. Know what, bugger this. I'm gonna run up to the street and get some chewy (it's an ( Read more... )

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I'M WATCHING SPIDERMAN 3

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH

IT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING

EMO-MAGUIRE OMG EMO-MAGUIRE

lsnblsdnbvasdbv;akz HE'S ABOUT TO DO THE DANCE lbwns m;nmwsm;

FFFFFFFF THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING

I LOVE MY LIFFFFFFEE

ETA: AND NOW TOPHER GRACE IS CRAWLING AROUND ON WALLS IN THE STICKY POINTY BLACK SUIT THING

THIS MOVIE IS A WORK OF ( Read more... )

Blades of Glory is on the telly.

I honestly don't see how this movie can end in any other way than Will Ferrell and Napoleon Dynamite sleeping together.

And not just because of the whole "the worlds first male/male figure skating team" thing. Or even the Aerosmith.

Also, I appear to now find Will Ferrell funy.

Am hugely confused by this.

Today, after a big day of uni, I went into the city to buy some Hitchcock DVDs from JB Hi-Fi. One of them was Rope, my favourite film from last semester, and a just all around amazing movie. Not so well known as some of his others, but so, so good.

So, just now, while going through my uni bag, I see the DVDs in there, and decide to take a closer ( Read more... )

There are an awful lot of breathtakingly beautiful things in the world, some of which even appear on the internet. I've followed a few links to some utterly wonderful things recently, so I thought I'd collect and share.

This was originally linked by...
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Wait, Michael Haneke directed The Piano Teacher as well?

I am so not surprised.

Fecking Michael Haneke.

First of all, context: I can't stop watching Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick. Very funny, very well observed, occasionally fantastically brutal reviews of old(ish - from the eighties and nineties, mostly) kids tv shows and movies. Most of the texts they look at are legitimately terrible - though often in profoundly creative ways - but some are ( Read more... )

Have submitted the South Park essay. Took a little longer than planned because of sickness and stress, but I think it turned out okay. Again, over the word limit. Hopefully now will start waking up in the morning without "Uncle Fucka" in my head (for one thing, "Uncle Fucka" isn't even my favourite SP song. Although, Brain Boitano gets old after a ( Read more... )

"Ah, this stick is on fire!"

"Well, I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. "

"Fucking Windows 98!"

"Sing the fucking song!!"

"Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, so long as people don't say any naughty words."

"I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken ( Read more... )