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On Mallard Way, Sunday Evening
Late-ish on Sunday, two relatively sane people awoke with heavy concussions and found themselves to be wearing bathrobes, flannel pajamas, and wigs ( Read more... ) -
Very late Wednesday Night, The Park
It was very, very late at night, and the Jerries were sneaking through the park.
By the side of a lamp-post - and not underneath a park bench as they'd said, but let's be honest, it's surprising they remembered at all - the Jerries left a small grocery bag which had its handles tied into a knot ( Read more... ) -
Friday, Jerry! Playing with the phones, Jerry!
Jerry Sizzler and his sister, Jerry Sizzler, had voicemail! They taunted the phone with a bag of cheese before they let it give them its words.
They had calls, Jerry! They must return the calls! Immeeeeeeeeediately!
First they called the very nice government spy back and offered to bring ham, Jerry!
They they called the yelling boy back! And ( Read more... ) -
OOC: Infopost - Jerry Sizzler, and his sister, Jerry ... Sizzler!
This is a very quick info post for anybody new to Fandom. Because this much crazy probably needs a bit of an intro.
Jerry and Jerry are from a Kids in the Hall recurring sketch. And Jerry and Jerry are batshit insane. They're not taking the meds, and they really, really should be. So what better place for them than Fandom, where they can steal ( Read more... ) -
wednesday evening-ish: 31 mallard way: mail of DOOOOOOOOM
When the mail came last week, Jerry and Jerry had very carefully sorted which ones were bills, which were love letters from alien overlords, which were telekinetic healing powers. There was one letter left, and it had a big impressive official-looking return address that mentioned Fandom High ( Read more... ) -
Monday, Early Afternoon - 31 Mallard Way - Formerly The Emporium
The two clearly insane people sisters found their way up Mallard Way, and were now staring into the window of the deserted Emporium.
"Jerry! It is perfect!"
"Located right here on the beach!"
The two looked around the nonbeach intersection and sighed happily ( Read more... ) -
Monday Mid-morning: Intersection: Mallard Way and Leprechaun Vista
As the water receded from town, it left behind some ocean debris. Perhaps none odder than the two strangely-clad soggy figures lying on the sidewalk ( Read more... ) -
OrangeShoeSevenAide: It is a business voicemail! It is different from the normal voicemail!
[beep!]
We have a stooooooore!
We have a stoooooooooooore!
You should come in! We have many fine things!
Many fine things that YOU CANNOT HAVE, YOU PRRRRRRRRRICK!
DO NOT TAKE OUR THINGS!
It IS a store! It is!
We will come after you with our donkeys.
THEY ARE NOT YOUR DONKEYS!
[beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!] -
It is a voicemail!
[beep!]
[beep!]
[beep!]
Stop pressing the buttons, Jerry!
THE BUTTONS ARE TAUNTING ME, JERRY!
... You're RIGHT! They are!
[smash]
[thud]
I love our buttons, Jerry.
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Store Item List - OrangeShoeSevenAide
The contents of OrangeShoeSevenAide are freely moddable, so long as they are completely worthless.
( Having said that, here's a list )