Store Item List - OrangeShoeSevenAide
The contents of OrangeShoeSevenAide are freely moddable, so long as they are completely worthless.
Having said that, here's a list of some of the things you may find within OrangeShoeSevenAide. (Thanks to those who contributed ideas.)
CURRENT ITEMS
FORMER ITEMS
Anything which you trade to them will go on the list.
If you want to throw out something interesting and have it end up on the list, please note it here.
Having said that, here's a list of some of the things you may find within OrangeShoeSevenAide. (Thanks to those who contributed ideas.)
CURRENT ITEMS
- A left-handed tennis racket, strung with Christmas tinsel
- A Kirby Puckett rookie card incorrectly mislabeled as being Larry Bird
- An 8-track recording of a Frank Sinatra impersonator singing "I Think I Love You" in Spanish
- A large roll of the fuzzy side of the velcro
- One pair of plaid stockings, size 27, filled with halves of ping-pong balls
- A round green Tupperware container full of escape keys
- An empty cardboard box, damp
- One computer speaker impaled by half of a pair of scissors
- One pair of rainbow-colored toe socks (only four toes on each sock)
- One mitten, thumb ripped off
- Instructions cassette tape for the fourth book in the Hooked on Phonics series
- A pinata which has already been cracked open
- An empty box with a ripped lid, marked "Danger! Do not open!"
- A one-tenth size reproduction of a blue grapefruit spoon
- Twelve black keys from a piano
- One oscillating fan (all blades missing)
- One CD marked "Glitter! The Soundtrack!"
- 86 rubber bands, in different colors, knotted into a ball
- One-half of a chocolate bar, with "MADE WITH REAL YAK'S MILK" printed on the label
- Bright orange fish-shaped kite, with an enormous hole in it
- A box of hair
- One mattress tag, marked "DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW"
- The torn-off cover to The Complete Works of Lewis Carroll
- A black top hat (no brim)
- A cue ball with a hole drilled in the side, and a carrot jammed into the hole
- The neck of a banjo
- The left side of a term paper on feminism in Jane Eyre (the paper is torn down the center
- A ticket stub for front row seats to the end of the world, dated May 20th, 2007
- A bucket of styrofoam peanuts covered in artificial butter
- A bar stool (no seat)
- A deck of UNO cards with only green 6's
- Australian country music cassette tapes
- A copy of The Communist Manifesto translated into Pig Latin
- Dried Play-Doh
- Season ticket pass for the Boston Celtics, dated 1986
- Singing bass fish, stuck in the "on" position, singing in very slow motion
- 18 empty, sticky Coke cans, arranged into a figure of some kind
- 500 497 480 packets of Chia seeds (no Chia pet)
- Goo which may or may not be a real hairball from a cat
- Tube of Revlon lipstick, color Faithful Fawn (empty)
- Two pickle jars filled with what appear to be human nail clippings
- Teddy Ruxpin's left arm
- Seven sealed CDs labelled "Y2K Solutions! Fast, easy, do-it-yourself!"
- One autographed picture of Jonathan Frakes (torn)
- One silver cow creamer (chipped)
- Six Lego pieces whose interlocking bits have broken off
- Three Two empty Cracker Jack boxes
- One twister mat whose dots are entirely blue
- Blue gum wrapper with the word "CHECK" written on it
- Daffy Duck Pez dispenser (cracked)
FORMER ITEMS
- One empty Cracker Jack box - given to Turtle Wexler
- Rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle - obtained in a handwavey manner by Sokka
- 3-inch-high flag of the Kalmar Union - stolen by Emily McDowell, AU future kid of Alec and Jaye Tyler
- Three packets of Chia seeds - stolen by Emily McDowell, AU future kid of Alec and Jaye Tyler
- Bright turquoise t-shirt with six-inch-square of material missing - bought by Jim Halpert
- Shreds of material from a pair of shiny pants which appear to have exploded - purchased by Pam Beesley
- A receipt for a doughnut - given to Pam Beesley with her purchase
- Headless papier-mache wildebeest - confiscated by Sokka
- Three chicken legbones stuck together with pipe cleaners, with googly eyes attached - confiscated by Sokka
- Rare Turkish coins (actually 32 cents in US currency) - given to Hamlet Dane, Jr., as a bribe for accepting the TA position
- Half of a broken blender
- Several broken light bulbs, arranged into a smiley-face
- Pamphlet on Abstinence-Only Sex Education for Young Teens, dated 1974 (with ketchup stain)
- One box full of plastic forks, used
- One half-eaten can of pineapple soup
- 17 packets of Chia seeds
- Three naked Barbie dolls: one which has one arm and no legs, one which is completely bald, and the third which has been scribbled on with various colored markers
- Ten twistie-ties which now appear to be in the shape of a dog
- Snowglobe of the city of Budapest (broken, no liquid inside)
- One horseshoe with butterflies painted onto it
- Four cheesecloth condoms, still in the box
- One Rubik's Cube (no colored stickers)
- Instructions for a laundry-line winder, poorly translated from the original Japanese
- Several dead minnows, in an empty fishbowl
- A soup can marked "TOXIC - DO NOT EAT" with no other label
- A rusty hubcap
- One half of an N' Sync CD
- Sign which reads "Going out of business sale: All services double price! Last chance, boys!"
Anything which you trade to them will go on the list.
If you want to throw out something interesting and have it end up on the list, please note it here.