GASTON RETURNS.

[sizeofabarge]

I know that you all CERTAINLY missed me while I was gone. There was probably a Gaston-sized hole in all of your hearts and lives. However, I had found a rival EVEN MORE CUNNING THAN THE BEAST!!

Comments

[x_xwhyme]

...Uh. Hi?

[sizeofabarge]

You're boring me. You're going to have to be more interesting.

[x_xwhyme]

Wha- I-I'm sorry?

[sizeofabarge]

I have better things to do and better lackies to stutter at my amazingness.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Go away and die in a corner.

[sizeofabarge]

Did you mean to reply to somebody else?

[sexy_and_skorty]

You're ugly.

[sizeofabarge]

Now I KNOW you're not commenting to me!

[wtfspacepirates]

If you really ate five dozen eggs every morning, you'd be dead.

[sizeofabarge]

When I was a lad, I ate FOUR dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. But now that I'm grown, I eat FIVE dozen eggs.

Hence my username.

[wtfspacepirates]

No, there's no way that's right. A normal human could not eat that many eggs, the amount of cholesterol would kill them.

[sizeofabarge]

I am no normal human.

OOC

[pyro_zuko]

I must get this out..now...

Ever since the "House of Mouse" episode I had the pleasure of seeing while sick in Disneyland...

Every time I see Gaston I keep thinking of his lines like "No one can order decaf like GASTON." "No one can sit in their chair like GASTON." "No one can fall down the stairs like GASTON."

...and I die. Of lulz. XD

YOU = WIN.

Re: OOC

[sizeofabarge]

Oh my god. Now I want to see that!

Re: OOC

[slobberymongrel]

hahahaha HOUSE OF MOUSE = WIN, its on my crazy illegal channels sometimes.

[happybeinggreen]

Hello again, my largely-biceped-pal. Well done...with the hot dog..thing.

[sizeofabarge]

Hello my hideously mutated green friend.

[happybeinggreen]

That's dashingly handsome green friend. How goes the hunting of small, furry woodland creatures?

[sizeofabarge]

Considering I use antlers in all of my decorating and only eat the flesh of my kill, I'd say it's going well.