I know that you all CERTAINLY missed me while I was gone. There was probably a Gaston-sized hole in all of your hearts and lives. However, I had found a rival EVEN MORE CUNNING THAN THE BEAST!!
KOBAYASHI.
I bested him in eating hotdogs while staying in Japan over the past months. Nobody can beat a man that eats FIVE DOZEN EGGS EVERY MORNING!!!
TEN POINTS FOR GASTON.