GASTON RETURNS.

[sizeofabarge]

I know that you all CERTAINLY missed me while I was gone. There was probably a Gaston-sized hole in all of your hearts and lives. However, I had found a rival EVEN MORE CUNNING THAN THE BEAST!!

Comments

[wtfspacepirates]

If you really ate five dozen eggs every morning, you'd be dead.

[sizeofabarge]

When I was a lad, I ate FOUR dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. But now that I'm grown, I eat FIVE dozen eggs.

Hence my username.

[wtfspacepirates]

No, there's no way that's right. A normal human could not eat that many eggs, the amount of cholesterol would kill them.

[sizeofabarge]

I am no normal human.

[wtfspacepirates]

Uh-huh. You're either right, or completely insane, and I'm leaning towards the latter.

[sizeofabarge]

Did you know I could bench press a rhino?

[wtfspacepirates]

And how am I to believe that?