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GASTON RETURNS.
Aug 01, 2007 16:00
I know that you all CERTAINLY missed me while I was gone. There was probably a Gaston-sized hole in all of your hearts and lives. However, I had found a rival EVEN MORE CUNNING THAN THE BEAST!!
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wtfspacepirates
August 1 2007, 20:15:17 UTC
If you really ate five dozen eggs every morning, you'd be dead.
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sizeofabarge
August 1 2007, 20:16:32 UTC
When I was a lad, I ate FOUR dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. But now that I'm grown, I eat FIVE dozen eggs.
Hence my username.
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wtfspacepirates
August 1 2007, 20:20:48 UTC
No, there's no way that's right. A normal human could not eat that many eggs, the amount of cholesterol would kill them.
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sizeofabarge
August 1 2007, 20:22:16 UTC
I am no normal human.
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wtfspacepirates
August 1 2007, 20:27:57 UTC
Uh-huh. You're either right, or completely insane, and I'm leaning towards the latter.
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sizeofabarge
August 1 2007, 20:29:03 UTC
Did you know I could bench press a rhino?
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wtfspacepirates
August 1 2007, 20:39:01 UTC
And how am I to believe that?
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