I thought I was going to get fired today, but I didn't.

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I found out that Mike Jones, the prostitute that outted Ted Haggard, was having a tough time now. He's unemployed, getting death threats, and swimming in legal fees. So I gave him $10 via paypal.

Am I helping the movement or am I just weird?

I need to go out!!!

So, I finally broke down and got a cell phone. It came in the mail yesterday. I got my plan through AAA. It's $20 a month for 100 minutes, which is plenty for me I think. I'll have to go through the manual today ( Read more... )

So, I've been listening to The Devil Went Down to Georgia by the Charlie Daniel's Band. I don't understand why the devil loses the fiddle contest to Johnny when, in that song, the devil's part is ten times better than Johnny's part.

Also, Gytha is alive and well. I got her back from the shop today, and all seems well.

My dearest Gytha is in tough shape. All her brakes need to be replaced. I don't know how much longer she'll be with us. (Gytha is my 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Sierra)

I had a bison burger today at a restaurant called "Know Fat." It was ok, but not great.

I kept having a muscle spasm in my left cheek today. Isn't that a sign that you're nuts?

It's cold and humid at the same time. How is that even possible?

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I just got hired!!!

I just landed a job with a company called Athena Diagnostics. It's a nerdy sciency company that makes testing kits for neurological disorders. I'll be working in the lab replicating DNA and keeping the zombie test subjects locked in the basement. I'm very excited. The lab is very cutting edge. I start on August 14.