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[sirleadersama]

I find myself in a strange situation...

I suddenly feel great empathy for Deidara.

I believe I might understand what it is like to have button tourettes. There is a pie.... Actually there was a pie... and I couldn't help myself

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[the_shady_lady]

...I assume this is Itachi's fault.

...

...Are you absolutely certain we need him?

[sirleadersama]

He's the one that left that pie out, even after I told him not to.

[nagbitchmoan]

Can I fucking KILL HIM now? Do we have a good enough reason yet?

[the_shady_lady]

We've had several reasons that are good enough for a while now. Unfortunately, we lack Leader-sama's permission.

[sirleadersama]

You cannot kill him.

The extraction process already takes too long. I don't know about you, but I can't stand around for two weeks on end waiting for the bijuu to come out.

[sirleadersama]

Why, Hidan... Are you sticking up for me?

Or are you just looking for an excuse--any excuse--to kill Itachi?

[atomicfusillade]

He's going blind, you know. He probably doesn't even know what all he put in it.... reachin' for the vinegar and snagging the rat poison or something.

...No, really, can we throw him off a cliff or blow him up or something yet? He's moved past doing creepy things with our belongings and is now treading into mutiny, yeah?

[sirleadersama]

I know he's going blind. It seems to be getting worse as time goes by.

We don't keep rat poison in the kitchen for that very reason, but the pie didn't taste all that bad. Until an hour later when my stomach started cramping.

No, really. We can't.

[big_bad_blue]

You mean THAT pie?! Where is Zetsu when you need'm?

[sirleadersama]

I don't know, but I hope he makes me a good pie soon.

[big_bad_blue]

While he's at it, he can make me the sno-cone that he somewhat implied that he would make for me... and that just totally made sense.

[chef_on_stage]

Itachi is a living testament to anything edible and nutritious. What those fangirls see in him, I will never know.

Would you want me to force-feed him a part of himself so he'll be disciplined, Leacer-sama?

[sirleadersama]

No, just make him eat something really horrible. Like beans. He doesn't like beans. And poison them. See how he likes it.