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[sirleadersama]

I find myself in a strange situation...

I suddenly feel great empathy for Deidara.

I believe I might understand what it is like to have button tourettes. There is a pie.... Actually there was a pie... and I couldn't help myself

Comments

[nagbitchmoan]

Can I fucking KILL HIM now? Do we have a good enough reason yet?

[the_shady_lady]

We've had several reasons that are good enough for a while now. Unfortunately, we lack Leader-sama's permission.

[sirleadersama]

You cannot kill him.

The extraction process already takes too long. I don't know about you, but I can't stand around for two weeks on end waiting for the bijuu to come out.

[sirleadersama]

Why, Hidan... Are you sticking up for me?

Or are you just looking for an excuse--any excuse--to kill Itachi?

[nagbitchmoan]

Fuck no.

Not that it matters, but we've got this big general consensus, and... We could have a ga'damn... death-party.

I'd happily attend a death-party.

[big_bad_blue]

Although I'd rather kill Itachi myself, I wouldn't mind attending somebody else's death party.

[the_shady_lady]

We should have Zetsu bake a cake and write "Happy Death Day, Itachi" on it.

And we can put up streamers and everything.

[big_bad_blue]

Festive, indeed!

[atomicfusillade]

I'd go to that. Hell, I'd pay a door fee for that.

We could invite his brother and make it sort of a reunion thing. I'm sure he'd appreciate a chance to say hello to his very favorite nii-san good and proper, don't you think?

I'd even make sparklers and fireworks! Big giant ones for the King of Hell to hold.

[sirleadersama]

How many times do I have to tell you?

No decoration on the King of Hell.

[sirleadersama]

Hmm. I will consider it.