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Weather
I would just like to say that it is mother fucking cold outside. That is all.
PS- Kentucky sucks. And poor Texas has 20 degree high's at night. Those people are probably shitting themselves with fear. -
Shopping
I HATE SHOPPING FOR PANTS BECAUSE AMERICA CATERS TO FAT PEOPLE!! GRAAAAAAA!!!!
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Blame John
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me ( Read more... ) -
KITTEH. *MOW*
I has a new kitteh! I've never had a kitteh before. It'z a girl. She's very pretty, beautimous kitteh. She doesn't make too much noise (neither Russ nor I have heard her meow yet, much less purr loudly), and she doesn't shed. Both pluses in a cat. We haven't named her yet because Russ "needs to talk to the cat", whatever that means. Must be a ( Read more... ) -
Roast Chicken
Chicken is a lot harder to roast than most people think. It's really all the prepping that wears you out.
Also, life is really boring when you have no books to read and no car to get new ones. I got so bored today, I washed Russ' s clothes. YEAH.
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Problem With Pronzors
Do you know what the problem with porn is when a girl is watching it? It's all hott and good right up until the chick 'orgasims'. We can always tell when they're faking it. And trust me, they fake it more than 1/2 the time. Seriously, trust me, WE KNOW WHEN THEY ARE FAKING ( Read more... ) -
Birthday
I turned 21 yesterday. That is all. -
Otakon, Harry Potter and Peaches
Okay, I only mention peaches because I feel they should be made illegal. NOTHING on this planet should taste THAT AMAZING and not be lawfully banned. It's a crime I tell you!! A crime!
*mindlessly hums* "Millions of peaches, paeches for me/ Millions of peaches, peaches for free..."
But
HARRY POTTER!!! WAUGH! XD
Oh my gawds, I think I'm gunna just ( Read more... ) -
I don't think it can get ANY better than this because this just made my day
My of 2 fave things of all time in 1. Harry Potter and lo lcats . My day is now complete. *smiles insanely like a loon that belongs in an institution and dances*
