Unless that ... thing, has managed to grow legs and transport itself short distances, there's no excuse for its return to my house. Naruto, stop breaking and entering when I'm not home.

Or at any other time.

[Behind him, said couch is perched gently decomposing in a spew of stuffing and biohazard-orange fibers. His attempt to dispose of it in the ( Read more... )

...Ah? Oh, dear. It does look like I've gotten quite lost.

[There's a long pause, then this is an eerily cheerful voice. He's glancing about, looking quite unafraid. He's terribly inconvenienced, but oh, no one would know.]What an odd place to arrive in. How very curious this all is - I don't remember having authorized such a thing at this time, ( Read more... )

[Transmission begins around 11pm at night, Jan 26.]

I didn’t realize that non-human people were so common in this city. Now I kinda feel silly. Oh and hey, I was wondering if anyone could tell me--

[His question is interrupted by a banging sound behind him. A new, second voice angrily demands: “Are you Broadway?”]Yeah… I mean, MAYBE. Who wants to ( Read more... )

[video post engages, showing Doumeki's face. he looks tired, and very concerned, and the video reveals that he's in one of the hallways of the Tower Apartments. there's the tiny sound of a mewing kitten in the background]Has anyone seen Watanuki ( Read more... )

[just a little deadpan.] Maybe pink shouldn't be my color anymore.

[OKAY LIVEJOURNAL HOW DOES I NOTIF. anyway, all her replies are voice unless otherwise stated cause. i might get lazy with subject titles maybe. :V]

[The video clicks on, showing a cute girl looking thoughtfully at the NV. She's dressed up in a more elaborate gothic Lolita outfit than usual, and the background shows part of a dressing room. Yay for having a job!]

So, the first month's almost up, ne? Time to start looking for a new apartment, I guess. Has anyone had any luck with that so far?

Is ( Read more... )

[ A lazy gray eye comes into view, and then the video shakes -- a jarring motion that certainly isn't kind on the viewers as it's turned upside down, then rightside up again. Something silver and bright flashes in the screen, and then a blur of dark blue follows. The video pauses and it becomes clear a moment later that it's directed upwards at the ( Read more... )

What is that absurdity in the newsfeed today in the help-wanted ad? All that business about "low mileage" and "itself" and what-have-you? Are they seeking a servant or a damned robot?

[A pause]

Where does everyone come from, and what was the precise date on the day of your departure? Further, what were you doing at the moment you were brought

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someone gave me a new cellphone but i dont no who but this is really cool right

it can do more than the other 1s

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look look it also does different colors

hey luki i woke up somewhere weird so call me soon ok ok ok

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[ transmission time is 4:13AM ]

[ As the communication opens, there is the sound of violent gasping and panting. After a few moments, the breathing slows just a tad, enough for a raspy voice to speak up. ]

K-Kakashi-sensei? Yamato-taichou...? Anybody... there? I dunno...  Sai? I can't... wh-where am I?

[ There is a few gasping breaths and then more ( Read more... )