['Sup, Portians? It's rewind Yosuke again. He's not having a panic attack this time, though. He's holding still, even. Sitting down like a normal human being, at a table. There's totally a book in front of him. Seriously. If you didn't know better, you might even assume he's ...studying? That can't be right, can it?]I know it's cutting the deadline ( Read more... )

Guys...

[Oh look, it's that scrawny new Yosuke that arrived a couple months ago. And he's making panic face. Everything is horrible! People are missing! Pay attention, someone, HELP! You get the idea. Panic face.]I can't find Nara Shikamaru! He didn't show up to training today so I thought he might be tired or sick or something, but then when I ( Read more... )

[The broadcast opens with a thump; the NV apparently recording from the floor. Standing over the NV is a garden gnome. It gives the viewer a wave.

A girl's voice comes from somewhere further above, the tone bright and cheerful. ]

It's your present; gnomes can be a sign of good luck, you know. I even dressed him up for the holidays, but I thought ( Read more... )

Not to ask a stupid question, but I've never had to- [Sigh. The teenage boy on the other end of the feed rustles some fabric and scratches his ribs audibly.]- it's just that usually if I'm sick, my Mom...

[He shakes his head, which you probably can't hear, but the slight embarrassment over the above admission probably seeps into his tone just a ( Read more... )

Hello? Is someone there?

[There's a voice that's familiar to a few people around, but he doesn't know it yet. You can hear his teeth actually chattering. It was a lot warmer when he was at home, okay? And even more embarrassing, his voice is squeaking more than it has since middle school.]I guess I'm new here. I don't think I understand what just ( Read more... )

[Messing with his hair in the mirror, he ends his fussing by tugging on his headphones over his ears. Blinking at the song, he mumbles.]

Why am I the only one in this apartment who likes this song? It's so ridiculous and great. [He speaks up to address those not in the room with him as he continues getting ready to head out.] You guys are really ( Read more... )

[Sets his NV down so that it faces the couch where Naruto is sleeping soundly. Yosuke walks behind said couch with a megaphone. He presses the button and blows through it a few times to ensure that it is working properly.]

This is payback for Shika's birthday. I'm sure that he'll appreciate poetic justice just as much.

[Holds it over Naruto's ( Read more... )

Um, yeah ( Read more... )

Uh, I heard your supposed to give fruit to your teachers or something. Seriously, what sort of -- [obviously a dismissive gesture about it]

Anyway, I never really paid attention to those sort of lessons on such customs back in Japan.

So, I guess I'm asking ... what kind of fruit are you supposed to give them?

... that many people?

Hey...!

[he was going to filter it to his friends, but now just too freaked out about what could have happened to them that it's public.]

Guys, are you all right? I mean, you've gotta be okay, don't you? I didn't think that it'd be that bad but ... I guess that was me being a little naive ... everyone ... you just gotta ( Read more... )