[vide-oh, gross!]

[yosukecantstop]

['Sup, Portians? It's rewind Yosuke again. He's not having a panic attack this time, though. He's holding still, even. Sitting down like a normal human being, at a table. There's totally a book in front of him. Seriously. If you didn't know better, you might even assume he's ...studying? That can't be right, can it?]I know it's cutting the deadline

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[sequincy]

[...No. No, no, no. That sound was not what he thinks it was, it's fine, it's fine, don't look, don't -

Uryuu is out of his room and in the dining area in a flash. He sees the mess, and then stares at the mess-that-is-Yosuke, mortified] What happened?

[NEVERMIND THAT IT'S OBVIOUS. HE DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION]

[yosukecantstop]

[Yosuke is still sitting there, wide-eyed. He glances up at Uryuu slowly, then down to the rancid puddle on the table-and retches again.]

[Okay, he can see why this won't make you happy, dude. But he's not enjoying it either. He gasps and splutters again, and then he sort of...whimpers. It's a pretty pathetic sight.]

Uh-ew. I [gurgle] I...I threw up.

[Groan.]

Please tell me [swallow] you couldn't see it.

[sequincy]

Everyone could see it. You need to - nngh. [trying not to retch himself at the smell of it. Uryuu closes his eyes, waiting for the nausea to settle before firmly grabbing Yosuke shoulders. He needs to get him into the bathroom.] Stand up. Slowly.

[ - and he'll grab some nearby paper towels.

...On second thought, make that the whole roll of paper towels.]

[yosukecantstop]

Oh, man.

[Yosuke squeezes his eyes shut, and groans. If everyone saw that, then all the girls saw it. Great. Now he's going to die a virgin. And his stomach hurts. He wraps his arms around himself miserably and stands up like he's been told to.]

[They don't even get two steps away before Yosuke makes a dive to the side and heaves violently again. Some of it hits the cabinets, but it's mostly in the sink this time, at least? Your kitchen has seen better days, dude. And so has that kid who lives on your couch. He's shaking and sweating and hunched over on himself.]

U-ugh. I think I'm sick. [Hiccough.] I don't feel good.

[Voice]

[bloodthirsts]

[oh dear, cue friendly concern]

Excuse me, are you alright?

Re: [Voice]

[yosukecantstop]

[Oh gods, people saw that. He just stares in total horror for a second. Things he can kiss goodbye now: a date to prom, a date to anything...he groans a little and swallows.]

I...eurgh! Oh, man.

[Voice]

[bloodthirsts]

It looked serious... maybe you should see a doctor?

[Voice]

[yosukecantstop]

I definitely will be when he sees what I did to the table.

[You can probably hear the flinch.]

Voice

[leaderly]

[Souji actually had to put a hand over his mouth to quell a wave of nausea.]

Are you okay?

Where are you? I'll come over.

Re: Voice

[yosukecantstop]

[Cough, splutter. Oh gods. What just happened? No...oh, man. That's was so uncool. He groans.]

Uryuu's. B-but I think I'm sick, dude.

Voice

[leaderly]

Send me over the directions.

[Of course he was sick, he wouldn't have thrown up otherwise.]

Re: Voice

[yosukecantstop]

Ugh...are you sure you [swallow] don't want to keep your distance?

video lmao gross

[regeneratesalot]

Are you okay?

Re: video OH GREAT A CUTE GIRL SAW IT

[yosukecantstop]

[Cough, splutter, swallow.]

...Gross.

video HAHA HIS LIFE

[regeneratesalot]

Yeah, no kidding.

Re: video BRB SEPPUKU

[yosukecantstop]

[Groan.]

Sorry. I didn't- [swallow] -ugh. Didn't know that would happen.

Video

[hybrid_prodigy]

[Blink, blink. He was going to talk about the entrance exams, but . . .] Um . . . are you okay?

Re: Video

[yosukecantstop]

[Groan. Just great, another stranger. He'll never live this down, will he?]

Ugh. Sorry. I-I think I'm sick.

Video

[hybrid_prodigy]

[Um. Rude, Yosuke. He is a sweet little boy expressing concern.]

... Did you have some of that meat that wound up being recalled?

Video

[yosukecantstop]

[Easy for you to say, you didn't just hurf on a video feed.]

...Oh, man. What? [Swallow.] I hope not.