[vide-oh, gross!]

[yosukecantstop]

['Sup, Portians? It's rewind Yosuke again. He's not having a panic attack this time, though. He's holding still, even. Sitting down like a normal human being, at a table. There's totally a book in front of him. Seriously. If you didn't know better, you might even assume he's ...studying? That can't be right, can it?]I know it's cutting the deadline

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[hybrid_prodigy]

[Blink, blink. He was going to talk about the entrance exams, but . . .] Um . . . are you okay?

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[yosukecantstop]

[Groan. Just great, another stranger. He'll never live this down, will he?]

Ugh. Sorry. I-I think I'm sick.

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[hybrid_prodigy]

[Um. Rude, Yosuke. He is a sweet little boy expressing concern.]

... Did you have some of that meat that wound up being recalled?

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[yosukecantstop]

[Easy for you to say, you didn't just hurf on a video feed.]

...Oh, man. What? [Swallow.] I hope not.

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[hybrid_prodigy]

It said in the news today that a lot of meat got recalled because a whole lot of people had checked into the hospitals with serious food poisoning. [Yes, the little boy reads the news, okay?] Maybe you should get somebody to take you there just in case.

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[yosukecantstop]

[This teenager is going to whine back at you, bitty child. His maturity levels aren't very high yet.]

I can't. I'm not allowed in the hospital. B-besides I've never been that sick in my life. I probably -hrk- just need some water.

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[hybrid_prodigy]

[Bitty child is best friends with a cranky adult. He has patience.]

[Headtilt.] Why wouldn't you be allowed in the hospital?

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[yosukecantstop]

[Oh, good. He's probably going to need it.]

It's kind of a long story.

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[hybrid_prodigy]

[He thinks about this for a minute.] Well, it wouldn't be very nice of me to ask you to tell it when you feel this bad. [He's still curious, though. What would make someone not be allowed at a hospital?]

... At least you'll still be able to study for the exams? [He's trying to find a positive here. It's probably not working.]

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[yosukecantstop]

...I think my book is ruined.

[Just more whining. Seriously, why doesn't the core pick up moms while it's at it? He kinda needs his right now.]

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[hybrid_prodigy]

[Gohan wishes the Core brought moms, too. He misses his.]

Hm. Yeah. [Pause.] It's just a university study guide, right? I've still got the one I used before I sat exams last semester. I could bring it over to you. [Yeah, have fun processing that, Yosuke. You're not mis-hearing anything.]

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[yosukecantstop]

[And yet, he's pretty sure he is.]

[Blink.]

What?

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[hybrid_prodigy]

I've still got mine from last semester when I took the SPU exams. Hang on a minute. [And he pops off for a moment or two. When he comes back, he's holding up a book identical to the one Yosuke just puked on. Except, you know, it's clean.] See?

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[yosukecantstop]

[What kind of horrible joke is this day?]

...Dude, seriously? How old are you?

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[hybrid_prodigy]

[What, you can accept being drawn into an alternate universe, but can't accept that an eleven-year-old is going to university?]

Eleven. I know that's pretty young for this, and the university people did look at me funny for asking to take the exams. But there was no rule against letting me do it, so they did. [Passed with perfect scores, thank you. Yes, the little boy is a brainiac. Plus, he dealt with this kind of reaction the other day, too, so he's kinda used to it.]

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[yosukecantstop]

That's so unfair. [Oh, wait. That's kinda rude. Probably not as rude as the rest of this post, but still. If he wants this kid to help him he should probably be nice.] Uh! You really don't mind?