[Voice]

[ysobritish]

LISH-LISHTEN UP!

[Yes, dear folk, Liquid Snake... is drunk. Not surprising for someone who can get tipsy after two glasses and has now been drinking since breaking contact with Undertaker. His voice is slurring and he sound completely out of it.]

Comments

[voice];

[cadaverdaddy]

eeeheheheeee~ Careful, now~ Wouldn't want to drink yourself to death, my dear friend~

Though I would have no complaints.

[voice];

[ysobritish]

...

You're... you're really damn creepy, you know that? Jus- jusht for that, I'm going downstairs an' 'm gonna give the rest of this to the first person I see. Or maybe I should give it to John. Or Brrrrrrrotherrrrrrrrrrr.

'sides, you'd be out of business 'cause the alcohol would embalm me.

[voice];

[cadaverdaddy]

Whether it's your body or anothers, I will be delighted~

There are so many things I do other than embalming, my friend. I would wash you clean of all imperfections~ And dry and dress you with the greatest of care, lay your hair as you would wear it in life~ use chemicals and blush to rogue your cheeks, make you look as if you were only sleeping ever so peacefully~

[voice];

[ysobritish]

You're not laying a finger on my body. In fact, I'm gonna lock all the doors, so you can't get my body even if you come for it! What do you say to that, Undertaker?!

reaction; 1/3

[sealbait]

[...Dude.

What.]

reaction; 2/3

[sealbait]

[Just...what.]

video; 3/3

[sealbait]

[Fuck it, this is hilarious.]

I wouldn't mind being catpiled. [LAUGHING. FOREVER. Undertaker can probably hear him all the way in the basement.]

video

[ysobritish]

S-SH-SHTOP LAUGHING AT ME!

Prick.

[He folds his arms over his chest and glares at the video screen. Or in the general direction of it, at least.]

C'mere, then. I'll let the cats pile on you an' see how you like it.

[video];

[lucycoded]

[Have a shirtless Shinji, with a towel over his head. He just got finished showering. His NV was on and he could hear you from the bathroom, geez, Liquid.]

You live inna barn?

[video];

[ysobritish]

Naaaah. I live in a warehouse an' a house an' a Church! Except I don't really live at the church 'cause Yazoo's got a stick up his ass about me. So I just hang out there a lot and occasionally sleep over. An' I gave the warehouse to Sarina, but I'm staying there anyway as well as home!

Why do you ask?

[Oooh, shirtlessness. Someone's been taking fashion tips from him.]

Nice to see yer've gotten rid of that shirt.

[video];

[lucycoded]

Cause you gotta lotta animals there.

[Way to be weird, Liquid. He glances down, and smirks. Being shirtless shows the results of how little he eats.]

You sayin' you like shirtless men, huh?

[video];

[ysobritish]

I have twelve cats and a goat. And brother has a god. Dog. Whatever.

[He shakes his head.]

I didn't say that! I jusht don't like men with shirts. Or shirts. I don't like shirts. They're evil.

[ Video ]

[notamare]

....

[ ... this is her 'WTF oh my god what' reaction. ]

Lord... Jormungandr...?

[ Video ]

[ysobritish]

Amalthea! You look surprised.

What'sh wrong with you, pretty lady?

[ Video ]

[notamare]

[ OHMYGOD. ]

...I... I suppose that is the case.

But I do not believe that it is I who is ...troubled. You are acting ... very peculiar today. Are you unwell?

[ Video ]

[ysobritish]

I'm fine! Better than I was earlier!

[He grins brightly at her.]

Especially if I can get rid of these carrots. They're looking at me.

[Video]

[omnomspecimens]

[THIS. This is why he is grateful his brother is dead.]

Shut. UP.

[Video]

[ysobritish]

MAKE ME.

[Video]

[omnomspecimens]

[...sorry, Szayel has to do a double take. wtf clone?]

Happily, should the opportunity arise.

[Video]

[ysobritish]

Come on then! Make me shut up, if you're so strong! Come on, Miss Thang with your pink hair.

...why're you staring at me?