LISH-LISHTEN UP!
[Yes, dear folk, Liquid Snake... is drunk. Not surprising for someone who can get tipsy after two glasses and has now been drinking since breaking contact with Undertaker. His voice is slurring and he sound completely out of it.]
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cut for drunkenness and shouting )
You live inna barn?
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Why do you ask?
[Oooh, shirtlessness. Someone's been taking fashion tips from him.]
Nice to see yer've gotten rid of that shirt.
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[Way to be weird, Liquid. He glances down, and smirks. Being shirtless shows the results of how little he eats.]
You sayin' you like shirtless men, huh?
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[He shakes his head.]
I didn't say that! I jusht don't like men with shirts. Or shirts. I don't like shirts. They're evil.
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[A short laugh.]
You don't like men with shirts, but you don't like shirtless men? Damn man, you're toasted.
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Because they were Ocelot's and I get lonely and there's nobody at home except Brother, and at the Warehouse is just Sarina and right now my brothers-but-not and I just do, ok?!
And hold your tongue, I never said I didn't like shirtless men!
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Awwwwww, Liquid's lonely.
[A beat.]
So you do like shirtless men.
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So you just drinkin' by yourself?
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[Except for keeping his NV to hand, of course. Idiot.]
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