♔ video // DECLARATION THE FIFTEENTH ♔ (backdated to this morning!)

[daddydaioh]

ATTENTION SIREN'S PORT! ATTENTION SIREN'S PORT! TODAY IS A WONDERFUL DAY INDEED!

Now, you may be asking yourself: how is it a wonderful day! After all, it is only February! We are between holidays! We are lost in cold!--in the grip of cold weather, in a city of cold hearts, surrounded by a cold ocean--but this is not true

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[hairdecs]

Aaah! Really?

Happy birthday Miss Haruhi!

But aren't you kind of young to be her father, Mr. Tamaki?

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[daddydaioh]

Yes, really! It is a wonderful day indeed--the happiest day! Because without this day, we would not have Haruhi! We would not be able to bask in the warmth of her charming and blunt presence! We should thank the day itself, for providing us with Haruhi!

[COMPLETELY IGNORING THE FATHER QUESTION!]

[hairdecs]

[It is okay it is quickly forgotten with this one.]

YEAH! Miss Haruhi is super nice! She taught me to read a book about birds this week!

[daddydaioh]

Ah, really? So she is tutoring you? Well, you could not ask for a finer teacher--Haruhi is the most intelligent young lady that I have ever met! And I'm not only saying that out of fatherly affection--though of course I have a great deal of fatherly affection for her! No, no, I would say that unmotivated, too!

What sort of birds are you reading about?

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[daddydaioh]

Hah, sir! Hah, I say! That shows what you know, as the commoners say!

[daddydaioh]

Yes! And you know very little, clearly, because I have a daughter!

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[asideglance]

...Daughter?

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[daddydaioh]

Ah, yes, Mr. Japan--my dear daughter, Haruhi! She turns sixteen today, you see, so--well, I know that it will spoil her, but I can't help but to make a fuss over it! She deserves a fuss--she is the finest daughter any father could hope for--and she is sixteen, which is a matter of some celebration! But, then again, seventeen is a matter of celebration as well--and eighteen, and nineteen... Well, any year where a father gets to enjoy his daughter's sweet presence is a year for celebration, yes?

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[asideglance]

I have not met a Haruhi-san, but please wish her happy birthday from me, regardless. Ah... however, I had thought your age was... um...

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[daddydaioh]

I shall, I shall! I am sure that she will appreciate the sentiment! She is from Japan as well, you see--why, you two really ought to meet sometime! As countrymen, you will likely have a great deal to discuss--subtleties which are lost on me!

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[snakeofaguy]

A... pa- 'A parade?' says Emily. 'Perhaps you could use another act in your parade, sir~ ♥'

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[daddydaioh]

Oh, well, yes! The parade could always use expansion, of course! What is it that your Miss Emily does? We are in need of someone to walk along with the dancing bear, or--perhaps guiding the dogs in their tricks?

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[snakeofaguy]

'Oh~ Well Snake doesn't do those sorts of things, but! He was a snake-charmer in a circus,' says Emily.

'You shouldn't be selling him off, Emily,' says Wordsworth.

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[daddydaioh]

Oh, a snake-charmer! Why, that's even more lovely of a suggestion, a snake-charmer-- Ah, but is Haruhi afraid of snakes? No, no, of course not, she's not--

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[lucycoded]

So, you some sorta lolicon or what?

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[daddydaioh]

What?

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[lucycoded]

You gotta thing for little girls.

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[daddydaioh]

What... thing? I don't have anything, save for presents for my daughter!