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[atrumcanis]

Since there are a load of people who know nothing of Christmas--and among those that do there are a load of people who hate, dislike, detest, and otherwise disdain Christmas--I have taken it upon myself to spread seasonal joy. Which is going quite well, thanks for asking. I'll never understand why it is that people dislike Christmas, but the way I

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[quackery]

What's rum? And bourbon?

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[atrumcanis]

Delicious, that's what it is. D'you like nogged eggs or may I be so bold as to inquire if you are you a noggvirgin, miss?

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[quackery]

I don't know what a nogged egg is.

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[atrumcanis]

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't. I mean, that makes it no less a crime against nature itself, but it's not entirely unexpected.

A nogged egg is an egg that has been nogged. Clearly.

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[goesberserk]

So long as it has milk in it.

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[atrumcanis]

particularly weak bones?

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[goesberserk]

[So, so the opposite!] Nah. Just like it.

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[atrumcanis]

a mother's dream. do you also enjoy vegetables?

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[madeinoblivion]

Tell you what. Bring me the 'load of' and 'extra', and I'll make you some noggy ice cream.

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[atrumcanis]

Yeah? And how much will you charge me for it, RJ?

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[madeinoblivion]

In the spirit of giving, and all of that? Nothing. Just let me try some of the real stuff. We've been making ours with the kind that comes in cartons all month.

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[atrumcanis]

Really! Well, thanks ever so, Father Christmas, I think I'll take you up on that. Partially because I feel sorry for you, of course--eurgh, that rotty carton stuff, you might as well drink syrup.

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[revengeisbitter]

That's repulsive.

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[atrumcanis]

Wrong. Points deducted. Extra points, as you likely haven't even nogged an egg in your life.

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[revengeisbitter]

I haven't ever willingly drank a glass of alcohol and cholesterol, if that's what you're trying to say.

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[atrumcanis]

Yeah? So when were you planning to live your life and drink a glass of what you so erroneously refer to as "alcohol and cho--" whatever, look, it doesn't actually matter, as eggnog is better referred to as delicious nectar from heaven itself.

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[heartdissonance]

Oh, he knows recipes.

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[atrumcanis]

What's with that dull tone, Miss Sunshine, I know loads of recipes. I could write you a book. I especially know recipes for nogged eggs, however, so do take my word at this.

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[heartdissonance]

For what else do you know recipes, exactly?

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[atrumcanis]

Er-- sandwiches. Bacon. Breakfast foods, I am ace at breakfast foods. And--puddings!

No catnip pie, sorry.