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Since there are a load of people who know nothing of Christmas--and among those that do there are a load of people who hate, dislike, detest, and otherwise disdain Christmas--I have taken it upon myself to spread seasonal joy. Which is going quite well, thanks for asking. I'll never understand why it is that people dislike Christmas, but the way I see it, there is something about Christmas for everyone, be it pudding or presents or--eggnog.
With regard to the aforementioned "people who know nothing" and "people to disdain"--"sorry, "people who disdain"--I have attached my incredibly secret and delicious method of nogging eggs.
[The attached recipe is as follows:]
EGGNOG:
10 eggs
rum, load of
bourbon, extra
milk, small cup of
nutmeg
step 1. nog i.e. mix everything together
step 2. heat
step 3. drink!
You might have to add "regret" to the end of that, but I'll leave that to your discretion. Ah, but I can hear you already asking, know-nothings and care-nothings: what if I'm not interested in nogged eggs? I can only tell you, in that case, that you will have to be interested, and to not be overly surprised if your drinking water begins to taste a bit.... nogged.
You're welcome in advance! It will make your holiday season all the more bearable, if it's unbearable--and even more bearable if it's already quite bearable. Which reminds me, I have a load of presents to hand out, so I probably ought to do that to keep Christmas free and clear for--other activities.
With regard to the aforementioned "people who know nothing" and "people to disdain"--"sorry, "people who disdain"--I have attached my incredibly secret and delicious method of nogging eggs.
[The attached recipe is as follows:]
EGGNOG:
10 eggs
rum, load of
bourbon, extra
milk, small cup of
nutmeg
step 1. nog i.e. mix everything together
step 2. heat
step 3. drink!
You might have to add "regret" to the end of that, but I'll leave that to your discretion. Ah, but I can hear you already asking, know-nothings and care-nothings: what if I'm not interested in nogged eggs? I can only tell you, in that case, that you will have to be interested, and to not be overly surprised if your drinking water begins to taste a bit.... nogged.
You're welcome in advance! It will make your holiday season all the more bearable, if it's unbearable--and even more bearable if it's already quite bearable. Which reminds me, I have a load of presents to hand out, so I probably ought to do that to keep Christmas free and clear for--other activities.