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[atrumcanis]

Since there are a load of people who know nothing of Christmas--and among those that do there are a load of people who hate, dislike, detest, and otherwise disdain Christmas--I have taken it upon myself to spread seasonal joy. Which is going quite well, thanks for asking. I'll never understand why it is that people dislike Christmas, but the way I

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voice;

[revengeisbitter]

That's repulsive.

voice;

[atrumcanis]

Wrong. Points deducted. Extra points, as you likely haven't even nogged an egg in your life.

voice;

[revengeisbitter]

I haven't ever willingly drank a glass of alcohol and cholesterol, if that's what you're trying to say.

voice;

[atrumcanis]

Yeah? So when were you planning to live your life and drink a glass of what you so erroneously refer to as "alcohol and cho--" whatever, look, it doesn't actually matter, as eggnog is better referred to as delicious nectar from heaven itself.

voice;

[revengeisbitter]

Alcohol just makes people act like idiots. Though you don't seem to need any help with that.

voice;

[atrumcanis]

Yeah? And what is it that makes people act ill-tempered?

voice;

[revengeisbitter]

Idiots, naturally.

voice;

[atrumcanis]

So you're constantly annoying yourself? What a vicious cycle, I could nearly feel sorry for you!

voice;

[revengeisbitter]

What a perfectly juvenile response.

voice;

[atrumcanis]

Thanks for the lecture in maturity, Dad; because yours was so highbrow and well phrased. You can't actually disapprove of eggnog if you haven't even sampled it. Common knowledge.

voice;

[revengeisbitter]

It wasn't a lecture, it was an insult. And I disapprove of alcohol in general.

voice;

[atrumcanis]

Of course you do. Because it might, God forbid, lighten your mood. Or is there a better reason?

voice;

[revengeisbitter]

It's pointless. Why would you want to let your guard down like that?

voice;

[atrumcanis]

D'you have a dictionary?

voice;

[revengeisbitter]

No.

voice;

[atrumcanis]

Right, then I'll help you out, in the spirit of Christmas and all. [A short pause.] Here we are, "Fun: activities that are enjoyable or amusing; the expenditure of time in a manner designed for therapeutic refreshment of one's body or mind."