1D KNOW TH4T D3L1C1OUS R4MBL1NG M3LON-FLAVOR3D T3XT 4NYWH3R3 >:] H3LLO K4N4Y4! W3LCOM3 TO C4N4D4 1 HOPE YOU DONT M33T 4NY C4N4D14NS ON YOUR W4Y TO WH4T TH3 HUM4NS C4LL 4N "4P4RTM3NT BU1LD1NG" R34LLY 1TS JUST 4 HUG3 H1V3ST3M FOR 4 BUNCH OF TH43 N3WCOM3RS TO ST4Y 1N FOR 4 WH1L3 BUT YOU KNOW HUM4NS
Hello Terezi Its Good To See You Even Under The Muddled But Fraught Circumstances What Are Canadians A Particularly Unpleasant Subspecies Of Human Because I Think I Have Already Met Several On My Way To The Place You Describe They Gave Me A Block I Am Not Sure I Should Trust It
[...just out of surprise she ends up turning on the video function before she can even think about it.]
Uh. I apologize. That was my error. In my defense might I say that you don't meet talking hoofbeats every day? In fact a rough estimate of the frequency of such an event would be never.
obtained some humans huh whatd you guys do like throw a ball through paradox space and catch us in it one by one wild coolkid was captured would you like to give it a nickname my nickname better have been lord pimpslayer actually arent the character fields only like eight letters so i guess just PIMPSLAY all caps v important
Terezi Not Would Allow You To Receive Such An Impressive Epithet She Would Cram In A Reference To Fruit Somewhere Also I Believe A Net Would Be More Practical Just As A Suggestion
[ This is wrong, from Karkat's point of time Kanaya is dead. He isn't ready to talk to her again, and having to think that when she is sent back home it would just mean a doomed fate does not make this any better. This is partially his fault too...
Whatever, he has to answer. He definitely needs to learn to think things through before typing though: ]
[Oh Karkat. She's legitimately happy to see you, but not your immediate paranoia and overexaggerated worries about yourself and just about everything.]
Hello Karkat It Is Nice To See You Too It Is Also Nice To Know I Am Apparently An Encumbrance To Whatever Plan You Were Attempting To Put Together Here You Cannot See Me But I Am Rolling My Eyes At You That Is Definitely A Thing I Just Did My Last Distinct Memory Was Meeting With Rose And Dave As Well As Aradia and Some Form Of Sollux At The Green Sun And Making Plans To Move Through The Furthest Ring Now That I Have Told You That Perhaps You Should Take A Deep Inhalation And Attempt To Explain What Has Aggravated You Since You Are Beating Yourself Up Again
WHOA WAIT WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY SAYING OUR PLAN WORKED???? BUT YOU DIED AND... ERIDAN WENT INSANE AND KILLED A LOT OF US. THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER BEFORE COMING HERE.
[ That and was about the kiss. Let's just not mention it.. ]
[She was dead, she didn't even know it happened...]
Oh Er Yes I Remember That I Take Back Rolling My Eyes At You That Was Very Inappropriate Of Me I Am Not Sure Why I Assumed You Would Know What I Knew About Our Timeline I Guess I Just Thought Since We Had Finally All Managed To Sync Ourselves We Wouldnt Have To Deal With That Anymore But Evidently Not Yes I Died You Dont Have To Worry About That Though
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H3LLO K4N4Y4!
W3LCOM3 TO C4N4D4
1 HOPE YOU DONT M33T 4NY C4N4D14NS ON YOUR W4Y TO WH4T TH3 HUM4NS C4LL 4N "4P4RTM3NT BU1LD1NG"
R34LLY 1TS JUST 4 HUG3 H1V3ST3M FOR 4 BUNCH OF TH43 N3WCOM3RS TO ST4Y 1N FOR 4 WH1L3
BUT YOU KNOW
HUM4NS
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Its Good To See You Even Under The Muddled But Fraught Circumstances
What Are Canadians
A Particularly Unpleasant Subspecies Of Human
Because I Think I Have Already Met Several On My Way To The Place You Describe
They Gave Me A Block
I Am Not Sure I Should Trust It
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WH4T
OH
NO
THOS3 4R3NT TH3 C4N4D14NS
TH3YR3 R3S1D3NTS OF TH3 PORT L1K3 1 4M 4ND YOU 4R3 NOW
TH3 C4N4D14NS 1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT H4V3 HUG3 SH4RP F4NGS
4ND TH3Y COM3 OUT 4T N1GHT TO HUNT YOUNG TROLLS 4ND F34ST ON TH3 SOFT P34CHY FL3SH OF HUM4NS!!
TH3YR3 V3RY D4NG3ROUS 4ND 1LL-T3MP3R3D
NOT M4G3ST1C L1K3 DR4GONS
L1K3 1 TOLD K4RK4T TH3Y 4R3 QU1T3 UGLY
D1D 1 M3NT1ON V1C1OUS?
B3C4US3 TH3YR3 TH4T TOO
B4S1C4LLY YOU DONT W4NT TO D34L W1TH TH3M 4T 4LL
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Are These The Same As The Aforementioned Dangers Who Are Associated With Nightfall
Or Is This Some New Threat Which I Need To Prepare Myself For
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Uh. I apologize. That was my error. In my defense might I say that you don't meet talking hoofbeats every day? In fact a rough estimate of the frequency of such an event would be never.
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whatd you guys do like throw a ball through paradox space and catch us in it one by one
wild coolkid was captured would you like to give it a nickname
my nickname better have been lord pimpslayer
actually arent the character fields only like eight letters so i guess just PIMPSLAY
all caps
v important
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She Would Cram In A Reference To Fruit Somewhere
Also I Believe A Net Would Be More Practical Just As A Suggestion
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i refuse to be a fruity butterfly under any circumstances outside of the hilariously ironic
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Sorry Dave
Im Glad To See My Plan Worked Though
Is Rose With You
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Whatever, he has to answer. He definitely needs to learn to think things through before typing though: ]
KANAYA ( ... )
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Hello Karkat It Is Nice To See You Too
It Is Also Nice To Know I Am Apparently An Encumbrance To Whatever Plan You Were Attempting To Put Together Here
You Cannot See Me But I Am Rolling My Eyes At You
That Is Definitely A Thing I Just Did
My Last Distinct Memory Was Meeting With Rose And Dave As Well As Aradia and Some Form Of Sollux At The Green Sun And Making Plans To Move Through The Furthest Ring
Now That I Have Told You That Perhaps You Should Take A Deep Inhalation And Attempt To Explain What Has Aggravated You Since You Are Beating Yourself Up Again
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WAIT WHAT
ARE YOU ACTUALLY SAYING OUR PLAN WORKED????
BUT
YOU DIED AND...
ERIDAN WENT INSANE AND KILLED A LOT OF US.
THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER BEFORE COMING HERE.
[ That and was about the kiss. Let's just not mention it.. ]
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Oh
Er
Yes I Remember That
I Take Back Rolling My Eyes At You That Was Very Inappropriate Of Me
I Am Not Sure Why I Assumed You Would Know What I Knew About Our Timeline
I Guess I Just Thought Since We Had Finally All Managed To Sync Ourselves We Wouldnt Have To Deal With That Anymore But Evidently Not
Yes I Died
You Dont Have To Worry About That Though
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Might you also be from a world with two suns?
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We Have Only One Sun And Two Moons
I Am Not Sure How Two Suns Would Even Work
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Someone who wrote in blue and eights said that two suns would be better than the one sun we have here.
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Uh
Are You Sure About That
The Color And Specific Idiosyncrasy
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