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Um Is This
A Common Thing In Human Abductions To Leave Their Victims In The Middle Of Dilapidated Fields And Then Ply Them With Pamphlets And Restrictions
I Suspect Some Of These Offers Are Less Than Sincere
Since They Seem To Operate Under The Impression That Everyone They Speak To Is A Blistering Nitwit
But Perhaps Humans Are Not Accustomed To Living Under The Threat of Attack During Certain Periods Of The Circadian Period
I Am Just Saying It Is Kind Of Silly Is All
Hearing The Same Thing Countless Times When One Is Already Intimately Familiar With Similar Dangers
Once Was Perfectly Sufficient
Er
I Think I Am Getting Off Topic
This Isnt Actually What I Intended To Talk About
What I Would Like To Ask Is
What The Hell Is Really Going On
Because Although I Am Not Stupid Enough To Discount Multiple Warnings And Packets Of Information I Get The Feeling I Must Be Missing Something That Will Lead This All To Make Sense
Perhaps That Is A Foolish Assumption But There It Is
More Pressingly I Would Like To Gather Any News Of Some Of My Friends
You Would Know Them Distinctively
I Have Yet To See Anyone Else With Horns Fangs And Grey Skin In The Vicinity
Or Actually Anyone Who Is Not Human
Although We Had Just Obtained A Few Humans I Think Just Asking In This Manner Would Be Sufficient To Catch Their Attention If They Are Here
Rather Than Me Trying To Describe Them To The Masses
Unless That Proves To Be More Effective
In Which Case
I Guess I Can Do That
A Common Thing In Human Abductions To Leave Their Victims In The Middle Of Dilapidated Fields And Then Ply Them With Pamphlets And Restrictions
I Suspect Some Of These Offers Are Less Than Sincere
Since They Seem To Operate Under The Impression That Everyone They Speak To Is A Blistering Nitwit
But Perhaps Humans Are Not Accustomed To Living Under The Threat of Attack During Certain Periods Of The Circadian Period
I Am Just Saying It Is Kind Of Silly Is All
Hearing The Same Thing Countless Times When One Is Already Intimately Familiar With Similar Dangers
Once Was Perfectly Sufficient
Er
I Think I Am Getting Off Topic
This Isnt Actually What I Intended To Talk About
What I Would Like To Ask Is
What The Hell Is Really Going On
Because Although I Am Not Stupid Enough To Discount Multiple Warnings And Packets Of Information I Get The Feeling I Must Be Missing Something That Will Lead This All To Make Sense
Perhaps That Is A Foolish Assumption But There It Is
More Pressingly I Would Like To Gather Any News Of Some Of My Friends
You Would Know Them Distinctively
I Have Yet To See Anyone Else With Horns Fangs And Grey Skin In The Vicinity
Or Actually Anyone Who Is Not Human
Although We Had Just Obtained A Few Humans I Think Just Asking In This Manner Would Be Sufficient To Catch Their Attention If They Are Here
Rather Than Me Trying To Describe Them To The Masses
Unless That Proves To Be More Effective
In Which Case
I Guess I Can Do That