1D KNOW TH4T D3L1C1OUS R4MBL1NG M3LON-FLAVOR3D T3XT 4NYWH3R3 >:] H3LLO K4N4Y4! W3LCOM3 TO C4N4D4 1 HOPE YOU DONT M33T 4NY C4N4D14NS ON YOUR W4Y TO WH4T TH3 HUM4NS C4LL 4N "4P4RTM3NT BU1LD1NG" R34LLY 1TS JUST 4 HUG3 H1V3ST3M FOR 4 BUNCH OF TH43 N3WCOM3RS TO ST4Y 1N FOR 4 WH1L3 BUT YOU KNOW HUM4NS
Hello Terezi Its Good To See You Even Under The Muddled But Fraught Circumstances What Are Canadians A Particularly Unpleasant Subspecies Of Human Because I Think I Have Already Met Several On My Way To The Place You Describe They Gave Me A Block I Am Not Sure I Should Trust It
Y34H 1TS K1ND OF 4 W3LL GU4RD3D S3CR3T H3R3 YOU WOULD NOT B3L13V3 WH4T 1 H4D TO GO THROUGH 1N ORD3R TO D1G UP TH4T 1NFORM4T1ON 1T W4S 4M4Z1NGLY COMPL1C4T3D BUT B3C4US3 YOUR3 N3W H3R3 4ND B3C4US3 OF TH3 F4CT TH4T 1 PR1D3 MYS3LF ON B31NG 4 PROF3SS1ON4L 4S W3LL 4S 4 V3RY GOOD FR13ND 1 4M R1SK1NG L1F3 4ND HORN TO T3LL YOU YOUR3 W3LCOM3 >:]
[Kanaya is having a lot of trouble telling whether or not she's being trolled or Terezi is being sincere. And if she's being sincere, when did they get that close? Maybe Terezi is unaware of what happened with Vriska...]
Ergh This Just Seems More Complicated The More I Hear Such As The Implication That You Have Been Putting Forth Great Effort In Digging Up This Information Which Sounds Like It Would Have Taken Even You Some Time Except I Was Just With You Elsewhere
[ kanaya's being trolled sincerely. in that terezi is sincerely trolling. in that it's complete and total bullshit and kanaya really shouldn't believe it but dammit the joke is too funny to let die now. ]
Y3S 1 KNOW! W3LL K1ND OF
[ how does she even say "hey kanaya last thing i knew you were supposedly dead!" without spoiling kayana's unfortunate future?? poor terezi, figuring everyone's behind her. ]
4NYW4Y! TH4TS JUST HOW TH1S PL4C3 WORKS 4LL TH3 T1M3L1N3 SH3N4N1G4NS H4V3 G1V3N M3 ON3 H3LL OF 4 H34D4CH3 1 H4V3 B33N H3R3 FOR L1K3 TWO OR SO 34RTH MONTHS
Are We Really At That Again Is There Any Point In Making An Attempt To Inquire As To Where We Are Relative To Each Other Or Should I Just Not Even Bother Actually No I Cant Do That I Have Something I Want To Know Can We Talk Privately I Would Be Very Interested To Hear What You Remember Last But I Dont Think This Is The Place For It
[Since she's right there in those apartments it won't be hard to just head down and look out for Terezi. And it shouldn't be hard for Terezi to sniff her out. She's only turned into some kind of peppermint lightbulb.]
H3LLO K4N4Y4!
W3LCOM3 TO C4N4D4
1 HOPE YOU DONT M33T 4NY C4N4D14NS ON YOUR W4Y TO WH4T TH3 HUM4NS C4LL 4N "4P4RTM3NT BU1LD1NG"
R34LLY 1TS JUST 4 HUG3 H1V3ST3M FOR 4 BUNCH OF TH43 N3WCOM3RS TO ST4Y 1N FOR 4 WH1L3
BUT YOU KNOW
HUM4NS
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Its Good To See You Even Under The Muddled But Fraught Circumstances
What Are Canadians
A Particularly Unpleasant Subspecies Of Human
Because I Think I Have Already Met Several On My Way To The Place You Describe
They Gave Me A Block
I Am Not Sure I Should Trust It
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WH4T
OH
NO
THOS3 4R3NT TH3 C4N4D14NS
TH3YR3 R3S1D3NTS OF TH3 PORT L1K3 1 4M 4ND YOU 4R3 NOW
TH3 C4N4D14NS 1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT H4V3 HUG3 SH4RP F4NGS
4ND TH3Y COM3 OUT 4T N1GHT TO HUNT YOUNG TROLLS 4ND F34ST ON TH3 SOFT P34CHY FL3SH OF HUM4NS!!
TH3YR3 V3RY D4NG3ROUS 4ND 1LL-T3MP3R3D
NOT M4G3ST1C L1K3 DR4GONS
L1K3 1 TOLD K4RK4T TH3Y 4R3 QU1T3 UGLY
D1D 1 M3NT1ON V1C1OUS?
B3C4US3 TH3YR3 TH4T TOO
B4S1C4LLY YOU DONT W4NT TO D34L W1TH TH3M 4T 4LL
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Are These The Same As The Aforementioned Dangers Who Are Associated With Nightfall
Or Is This Some New Threat Which I Need To Prepare Myself For
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Given How Explicitly I Was Warned Against Them
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YOU WOULD NOT B3L13V3 WH4T 1 H4D TO GO THROUGH 1N ORD3R TO D1G UP TH4T 1NFORM4T1ON
1T W4S
4M4Z1NGLY COMPL1C4T3D
BUT B3C4US3 YOUR3 N3W H3R3 4ND B3C4US3 OF TH3 F4CT TH4T 1 PR1D3 MYS3LF ON B31NG 4 PROF3SS1ON4L 4S W3LL 4S 4 V3RY GOOD FR13ND
1 4M R1SK1NG L1F3 4ND HORN TO T3LL YOU
YOUR3 W3LCOM3 >:]
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Ergh This Just Seems More Complicated The More I Hear
Such As The Implication That You Have Been Putting Forth Great Effort In Digging Up This Information Which Sounds Like It Would Have Taken Even You Some Time
Except I Was Just With You Elsewhere
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Y3S 1 KNOW!
W3LL
K1ND OF
[ how does she even say "hey kanaya last thing i knew you were supposedly dead!" without spoiling kayana's unfortunate future?? poor terezi, figuring everyone's behind her. ]
4NYW4Y!
TH4TS JUST HOW TH1S PL4C3 WORKS
4LL TH3 T1M3L1N3 SH3N4N1G4NS H4V3 G1V3N M3 ON3 H3LL OF 4 H34D4CH3
1 H4V3 B33N H3R3 FOR L1K3
TWO OR SO 34RTH MONTHS
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Is There Any Point In Making An Attempt To Inquire As To Where We Are Relative To Each Other Or Should I Just Not Even Bother
Actually No I Cant Do That I Have Something I Want To Know
Can We Talk Privately
I Would Be Very Interested To Hear What You Remember Last But I Dont Think This Is The Place For It
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1 DONT TH1NK SO!
OUR PL1GHT 1N L1F3 1S TO B3 FOR3V3R DOOM3D TO RUNN1NG 4ROUND W1TH OUR H34DS STUCK SO F4R UP OUR R3FUS3HOL3S TH4T W3 C4NT 3V3N SM3LL TH3 N1GHTT1M3 4NYMOR3
TH4T B31NG S41D
OR TYP3D R4TH3R
Y34H W3 C4N T4LK!
WH3R3?
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Im Not Really Familiar With The City Yet At All
So I Dont Have Any Suggestions For That
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OK4Y W3LL 4S YOU KNOW TH3 N3WCOM3R H1V3S 4R3 FR33
SO T3LL YOU WH4T 1 W1LL M33T YOU TH3R3
4ND W3 C4N T4LK >8]
1 W1LL S33 YOU 1N 4 F3W M1NUT3S
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[Since she's right there in those apartments it won't be hard to just head down and look out for Terezi. And it shouldn't be hard for Terezi to sniff her out. She's only turned into some kind of peppermint lightbulb.]
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