7 [Video]

[kissesdarling]

[The video starts out showing a lot of fucking pies. No, seriously -- they are stacked at least four deep, of all sorts of varieties, on a kitchen counter. Past that, there are at least four dozen cookies, scattered around the kitchen in various piles, but some of them seem to be suspiciously angel-shaped. And by 'angel shaped', we mean 'they were

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voice

[makes_asteroids]

[He is snickering. Outright snickering. Then finally manages to control himself.]

I can think of a place or six to send some.

[AGI pissed him off today.]

Do apples not have enough arsenic for you?

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[kissesdarling]

Send me the address -- I'll do it free of charge, but only today. I'm still feeling festive.

[It's hard to tell whether or not he's telling the truth.]

And of course not -- if they did, I wouldn't have added the extra flavoring.

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[makes_asteroids]

[He texts over some AGI corp. offices in an encrypted text, with a note of 'send anon.']

Make your own or use rat poison?

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[kissesdarling]

[ -- oh, he was serious. How funny.]

My own.

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[quackery]

What's arsenic?

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[kissesdarling]

A poison.

It turns your insides into jelly and you bleed from every orifice of your body.

[That is not remotely true.]

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[quackery]

[But of course she believes it anyways. The most horrified face.]

T-Then why would you give them to people?!

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[kissesdarling]

Because most people aren't worth keeping around, sweetheart.

[Totally serious.]

[painhumbles]

[SNICKERING] The real question, Paula Deen, is how much butter was involved in this?

[kissesdarling]

Enough to clog the arteries of every Republican south of Kentucky.

[painhumbles]

And nothing of value was lost.

[kissesdarling]

That was what I figured.

Your side may have Ken Lay, but I'll never let go of Rick Perry.

[worldhaditsway]

There's a holiday bake sale in here somewhere. I just know it.

[kissesdarling]

Don't be ridiculous -- I despise charity.

[ -- except he really is just giving it away. He doesn't need to eat. wtf does he need eighty pies for.]

[worldhaditsway]

I never said you had to be charitable about it it. Unless feeding arsenic pies to old men who want to die is a thing now.

[kissesdarling]

[He blinks before turning toward the pies.]

That is an idea.

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[drksoulwithlite]

Adorable. What other candy coated abominations do you have up your sleeve?

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[kissesdarling]

Gingerbread replicas of my office in Hell.

[... He's serious.]

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[drksoulwithlite]

Huh. Your Hell has offices?

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[kissesdarling]

It does now.