7 [Video]

[kissesdarling]

[The video starts out showing a lot of fucking pies. No, seriously -- they are stacked at least four deep, of all sorts of varieties, on a kitchen counter. Past that, there are at least four dozen cookies, scattered around the kitchen in various piles, but some of them seem to be suspiciously angel-shaped. And by 'angel shaped', we mean 'they were

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[worldhaditsway]

There's a holiday bake sale in here somewhere. I just know it.

[kissesdarling]

Don't be ridiculous -- I despise charity.

[ -- except he really is just giving it away. He doesn't need to eat. wtf does he need eighty pies for.]

[worldhaditsway]

I never said you had to be charitable about it it. Unless feeding arsenic pies to old men who want to die is a thing now.

[kissesdarling]

[He blinks before turning toward the pies.]

That is an idea.

[worldhaditsway]

Does that ever get boring?

[kissesdarling]

Baking? Absolutely.

[No one said he had to be a decent person, thank you. 8|]

[worldhaditsway]

Being all... Demon-y.

[kissesdarling]

If you think I act "demon-y" [quote fingers and all] then you clearly haven't met very many demons.

[worldhaditsway]

One. You two act exactly the same. [Classy bastards, anyway. So she got the higher tier of the demon totem pole. Go her.] You're just less of an asshole.