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[kissesdarling]

[The video starts out showing a lot of fucking pies. No, seriously -- they are stacked at least four deep, of all sorts of varieties, on a kitchen counter. Past that, there are at least four dozen cookies, scattered around the kitchen in various piles, but some of them seem to be suspiciously angel-shaped. And by 'angel shaped', we mean 'they were

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[quackery]

What's arsenic?

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[kissesdarling]

A poison.

It turns your insides into jelly and you bleed from every orifice of your body.

[That is not remotely true.]

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[quackery]

[But of course she believes it anyways. The most horrified face.]

T-Then why would you give them to people?!

video; I FEEL TERRIBLE.

[kissesdarling]

Because most people aren't worth keeping around, sweetheart.

[Totally serious.]

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[quackery]

That's not true at all! I mean - people are really nice! You can't just give them poison!

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[kissesdarling]

You clearly haven't been speaking to the people I know.

Most humans beings I meet attempt to kill me before they say 'hello'.

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[quackery]

What? You should tell somebody so they can make them stop!

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[kissesdarling]

[... god, he hates children.]

Do you have any suggestions?

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[quackery]

You should tell the police! I bet Re-l would help you! [The most earnest.]

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[kissesdarling]

I'll be certain to sic the police after the Winchester family post haste.

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[quackery]

Maybe you should try telling them to leave you alone first!

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[kissesdarling]

I have.

Frequently.

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[quackery]

That's really sad... They didn't hurt you, right?

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[kissesdarling]

They've shot me, stabbed me, attempted to exorcise me, trapped me, ruined my life, burned down my house, indirectly ate my tailor, beaten my dog, used me, abused me, summoned me without permission, and to top it all off, they exist.

I would say so.

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[quackery]

...They ate your tailor?

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[kissesdarling]

They ate my tailor.