[ Video ]

[notamare]

[ Oshi a unicorn sighting! Though she's not paying much attention to the feed. ]

I have never seen such a fuss made over such a holiday. Such gaudy decorations laid upon the establishments I pass, and even upon the trees themselves.

I daresay she would have many words to share with being decorated so, were she awake. [ Someone's tree buddy

Comments

Voice

[makes_asteroids]

About four months.

Voice

[notamare]

Regrettable.

[ Four months. Bleh. ]

Re: Voice

[makes_asteroids]

It is. Does the weather trouble you?

: Voice

[notamare]

Only in its unpredictability. No more and no less than that.

[video]

[drinkthebleach]

['Oshi a unicorn' is right. There's a few seconds of blank staring (and thinking back to the sticker on his bong at home that she resembles, kind of) before he replies.]

...It really sucks, huh?

Re: [video]

[notamare]

If by these words you mean it is unpleasant, then yes, that is so. I am most unused to this cold.

[video]

[drinkthebleach]

Well yeah, dat, I guess. [Pickles grew up in northern Wisconsin. He's got ninety-nine problems, but the cold ain't one.] ...I meant de Christmas decorations, though. They suck. You agree with me, right?

[video]

[notamare]

I have no quarrel with their presence. In truth, I have no opinion of them, as long as they cause no harm to the forest or its creatures.

[kissesdarling]

A talking unicorn.

Seriously.

[notamare]

You are surprised by this. This is expected- My kind do not make a habit of speaking among others.

[kissesdarling]

[ w o w ]

My kitten's pet moose would eat you for dinner if you aren't careful.

[notamare]

[ Momentarily puzzled by the reaction, she ultimately gives a mental shrug. Whatev. ]

I am well protected from that which would attempt to cause me harm.

video

[regeneratesalot]

You're a unicorn. [ NOPE DIDN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE FEED AT ALL. ]

SOB THREADJACK i apologize always ;_;

[refrigeratormom]

[Hi there fellow Greeter, best way to introduce ourselves.]

Have you met the mermaid and fairy yet?

YOU SHOULD GOSH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[regeneratesalot]

[ Most definitely. ]

I've heard about the mermaid but I haven't met her. The fairy's new.

8(

[refrigeratormom]

[Being dorks about girly fictional creatures crosses generations and universes, okay.]

I only talked to her once, but she was really cute.

I'm Mary, by the way. I don't think we've really... talked? [But she's berating herself for the oversight now. Be more social with the other Greeters, Mary, c'mon.]

[refrigeratormom]

Christmas never used to last this long from what I remember. I guess it's a... 2011 thing.

[Just... she still can't get used to this. Omg unicorn. Take her to the promised land omg.]

The cold will probably last until March or April.

[notamare]

[ Okay, follow me! ]

It is this long? The fairy will not be pleased to know this.

[ Let alone the unicorn herself. They were used to constant springtimes! And a little rain, sure, but blah, Winter was definitely not their favorite season. ]

[refrigeratormom]

[Mary's firmly convinced that winter isn't anybody's favorite season.]

I'm sorry. The snow doesn't always go that long, but some kind of cold usually lasts until March.

Are you all going to be okay in the snow?

[notamare]

I thank you for your concern. I shall be fine - I gather warmth from the rays of the sun where I can, and if need be, my magic will warm me most.

I have already arranged accommodations for the fairy - I am confident that it will provide enough warmth for even her.