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painhumbles in sirenspull

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Nov 26, 2011 17:59

All right, gang. It's time for a little PSA, brought to you by the Society of If I Hear One More News Story About That Angel Bitch, I'm Gonna Hurl.

If that chick's an angel, Jerry Falwell's got a bridge on the other side of the Pearly Gates to sell you. I don't wanna call racism here, but... This city's got an entire contingent of Heavenly Hosts ( Read more... )

c: anna, c: griffin o'conner, !: gabriel/the trickster, c: alois trancy, c: ciel phantomhive, c: saint michael, c: lucifer, c: castiel, c: haruhi suzumiya, c: franziska von karma, c: crowley

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video; servingfather November 27 2011, 01:18:13 UTC

Maybe you should pay her a visit so we don't have to, brother. She could do with a round of just desserts. [If Michael has to handle this then it really will get ugly because he does not find this amusing in the least.]

I think Anna would know better than to take up underwear modeling with all of us here.

video; painhumbles November 27 2011, 01:21:55 UTC

I could sic an overzealous feminist on her. There's a torture I wouldn't wish on just anyone, but, hey, desperate times.

[He snorts] Never mind, our little Anna's got a gentleman caller who might get an aneurysm.

video; servingfather November 27 2011, 01:31:16 UTC

Make it six and I'll leave her alone. [Because he's a cruel angel.]

Does she now? And just who is it?

video; painhumbles November 27 2011, 01:33:35 UTC

See? This is why I figured I'd nip the whole thing in the bud. 'Cause you get like that.

[Oh boy.] Neither of them know it yet. But you can smell the sparks.

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audio darkevangel November 27 2011, 01:33:25 UTC

I think you need to work on the name of your little society. It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

audio painhumbles November 27 2011, 01:34:38 UTC

It's a society of one, but I'll go ahead and cancel those member jacket orders.

audio darkevangel November 27 2011, 01:38:25 UTC

You'll never get more members with a name like that. Get back to the drawing board.

audio painhumbles November 27 2011, 01:44:02 UTC

So hyperbole isn't a thing that happens where you come from, huh?

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reaction (1/2) makes_asteroids November 27 2011, 02:18:17 UTC

[He ought not be laughing. But he is. He'd been wondering when someone was going to say something, and who it would be, because all he'd been able to think about was Warren Worthington in Calvin Klein ads and peddling self help books and it had been as horrible as it was amusing. So he's on the HoA roof, laughing until he almost has tears in his eyes, cleaning up from the turkey fry.]

Voice (2/2) makes_asteroids November 27 2011, 02:21:49 UTC

[Once he's managed to stop laughing.]

Do you think she - or her handlers - will listen?

Voice; painhumbles November 27 2011, 04:32:28 UTC

It's not her I'm worried about, Chief.

Re: Voice; makes_asteroids November 27 2011, 04:37:07 UTC

What makes you think I am? Collateral damage can be difficult to contain.

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video lostmygrace November 27 2011, 03:05:28 UTC

video painhumbles November 27 2011, 04:38:53 UTC

What?

video lostmygrace November 27 2011, 05:53:32 UTC

You make it sound like I'd be a terrible model. [She is onto you, you twat.]

And we're sure she's actually pretending? [/vaguely unsure.]

video painhumbles November 27 2011, 06:04:47 UTC

No, I'm making it sound like we'd all maul any men who tried to catcall you. You have five older brothers... Okay, three older brothers, Balthazar, and Castiel. It's a thing.

[He shrugs] Maybe, maybe not. I'm not really worried about her so much as I'm worried about her fans.

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video; paterelohim November 27 2011, 03:45:39 UTC

[Anna? Underwear modeling? slkjfghfg]

You shouldn't... say things.

video; painhumbles November 27 2011, 04:39:26 UTC

It was an important announcement.

video; paterelohim November 27 2011, 04:47:32 UTC

I could've lived a really long, happy life without the idea of angels as underwear models in my head.

video; painhumbles November 27 2011, 04:48:59 UTC

Am I really the only person who reads the news?

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